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"I don't know, I would like to give you a kiss, but I;m a little scared"
Started to blush.

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Why? Because of this? *Pulls up her oversized shaving razor with an almost sadistic smile on her face* Or because of these? *Lifts her dress to reveal her snake skinned high heels* You needn't worry about them. Its not like I carve up any unsatisfied lovers or anything like that. Don't be so silly.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

Well, you are the right colour to be a "black widow", if the wrong species. Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 1606

Quick Henk run before she turns you into a purse! Laughing

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hmmm a snake skin purse well its better than being walked all over Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

"Please, Mystic don't turn me into a purse. I beg of you. Don't do this to me. "
Quickly Henk draws his katana and cuts the razor in two. Than cuts a few pieces of Mystics dress and the dress falls on the floor. Leaving Mystic in her golden underwear.

"Hmm, now thats better. "

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*slaps henk across the face, hard* PIG! *drapes his coat over Mystic's shoulders*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

"He Ashton she put first her razor out, not me. And I'm a SNAKE "

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

-slams the end of his staff on the floor as he steps between Henk and Mystic, narrowing his eyes at Henk- Now now. Let's have none of that.

-chuckles as he realises something and looks at Ashton- Pig, eh? Isn't there something called a hog-nosed snake?

-takes a razor from his pocket and hands it to Mystic- I know it's not quite the same as the one Henk just cut in half, but here, have a new razor.

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<Come in eating an apple> <Looks at everyone> Troubles?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

Just a snake getting his knickers in a twist about Mystic's razor, and snakeskin shoes. You got another apple?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 1606

Sure thing mate <Tosses him an apple>

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

-catches the apple and takes a bite- Cheers.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Breaking her razor, I don't have very much of a problem with. It was the unnecassary destruction and removal of Mystic's dress that burned me up. And I called him a pig because I did'nt think he'd know what a "cad" is and "bastard" seemed inappropriate.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

I'm going to have to side with Ashton on this one. Now while I'm certain that Misty doesn't mind having her clothes removed in a hasty fashion from time to time, you really do need to be careful where you swing that toothpick, Henk.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

Yes, that's what got me riled too, I just don't have a dress to replace it with, but I do have a razor. Laughing

I didn't have a problem with you calling him a pig, I was just pointing something out.

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Aye, and a perfect gentleman for it you were. Got in there so quick I wasn't really needed, but I felt I had to do what I could.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

"And has the lady in question to say about this? It's good that you all come up for her but she profok me and maybe I overreact. And thats it. And she isn't hurt at all. And and and she is so beautiful. "

Start to cry and runs away. "Leave me alone!!!!"[/quote]

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

I too would have offered my services to the young lady. Unfortunatly I was already wearing my best dress. "Places Briarwood pipe in mouth and asumes a heroic stance." love

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*looks at Mystic* I think i will leave now before i am tempted to do something i might regreat.*puts on some sunglasses* Tear turn off the lights there bright.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

It's nothing to cry over Henk, just try and consider the consequences of your actions in the future, hmm? Now why don't you put the blade away for a while, so the next time someone teases you you aren't tempted to overreact with it.

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We like ya Henk, you're just a little TOO forward.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 648

With Mystic taken care of, and Tearlach taking care of any press opportunities, perhaps I'll sneak around back to comment back to Vergil Wink

Interesting storyline on your game there, how far along are you? Always interested in talking to another indie dev.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568

Oh go easy you guys. *Pats Henk on the back* No worries Henk. You just missed the joke she was making is all.

You did manage a smart thing though, and still left her panties in tact. Hell, that's how she swims, so she probably won't be too stunned.

As for the rest of you, you all know he's like this, yet is still surprises you to the utter end? Razz

Simply roll him up into a joke and things will flow smoothly.

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Well, I know her well, and have a good guess that she won't react as bad as she did when Johnny splattered her.

Though, don't get me wrong Henk, you did kinda go overboard, but as long as she doesn't give me the command to decimate you, we'll be alright. *Smiles and shakes Henk's hand assuredly*

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