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"sir what are u talking about whats chines thing your talking about your makeing no sence sir.
link griped the handles of both his swords now incase he tryd to attack them then wispring to loretta.

miss loretta stay behind me if he attacks i will protect u with my life so do i have your permisson to keep u safe from this werid man.

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"

Jesus..."

Josh decided he would just either have to tell them he's from the "Future" or get the heck out of there before they chopped him into sushi

Josh: Banana Strawberry BONANZA!!

(Pretends to fall unconscious hoping they would take him away and get him out of this mess)

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Loretta cringed at his fruit-based outburst, moving behind Link. She watched him fall to the ground, but didn't dare step past Link yet. "Iz...iz 'e alive?"

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo

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Josh Dared not Peak. He didn't know how to fight a 19th century Cheetah with freaking swords... Unless he had his Gat, which he didn't

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But low and behold... He spotted it under the bench when he took a little unnoticeable peek.

No Ammo.
Damn, he remembered he used the last of it on the Tanker.
Josh decided lying down was not helping, and stood up...

"Sorry about that... I have um... Full body Tourette syndrome. Yeah, It affects my speech and behaviour... The doctor says that It should become less peculiar over time."

Josh straightened himself up and tried his best to put on an accent and said "Dreadfully Sorry about this Unconventional Introduction, My good fellow."

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"ummm torrets? how about we go to an inn theres one about 5 mins away miss loretta would u like to come with us".

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"Yez, monsuier" Loretta said, "I will accompany you."

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo

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"Let me just get something before we go..."

Josh grabs the Gat from under the bench... Couldn't leave anything lying around, If movies have taught him anything, The iPod being seen was bad enough.

He Quickly pockets the Gun and says "just My, Um... Eyeglass case"

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"eye what? sir i do know what a gun is i have one on my self incase of emergencies"

then turning to loretta and offerd one of his arms

"would u give me the honor of allowing to hold your arm with mine miss loretta".

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"Oui monsuier" Loretta said, feeling safer close to link while this....peculiar man was around.

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo

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Josh: Oh for God Sake Leave it in your Pant's. Just Kidding.

He looked as the two held each other close feeling like they thought he was a fruit cake.

He mutters to himself as they walk down the street

Josh: "Oh, I've got a gun, Oh I have seen one, Just in Case, Look at me I got a sword and a grave with my name on it in the future"...Well I bet you ain't seen shit like this Gat, 17 shots. M4's Ak's G36...Wow what a wild looking town, HOOKERS everywhere! Huh, I'm talking to myself...

Out loud: Say, Do you two ever think about the Future?

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"sir u are indeed the strangeist man i have ever meet what is a gat and why are u talking about the future for?.

link turns left then after 5mins walks upto an inn and opens the door,

"miss loretta if u would like to go first i need to have a word with this gentleman and for my drink i would like a sweet but sour taste to it white wine and the roast pheasant and please do not be arfraide to order what ever u would like".

then handing loretta a bag of coins turnd to the odd man.

"where is it u said your from my good sir".

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Josh decided to play along, he was surprised he wasn't jumped when he asked "For a Word with him"

Josh: Sigh.... America, Texas, San Antonio. What do you want to know then?

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"i have no idea where any of these places are they must be little villages i presume?.

link pulls out a pocket watch and checks it then asks him.

"sir may i know your name and did any hit u on the head i heard u can get amnisha if your hit hard enough."

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The Name is Joshua Hoffman, And the last thing I remember before waking up in Bon Bon was someone forcefully holding a rag over my face, so I guess it was covered in Chloroform, which would have knocked me out. Though before that I got into a really heavy shoot-out and an explosion I caused may have hurt me I guess... I can't tell you WHERE I was last because... It seems to be a long way from here

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*Dallas is sitting in the entryway of the the inn by the window, when Link, Josh , and Loretta . He watched as Loretta entered the room but the 2 men stayed outside and argued with each other*

"I hope this doesn't escalate, I'm tried of all the fighting lately."

*Dallas goes back to reading his new paper, He could still hear the men outside talking and he occasionally peeked over his paper to look over at Loretta*

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(where not fighting tex links just confused about him and whats hes saying thats all)

"okay i have no idea what your on about lets just get something to eat do u agree with me josh sir".

link walks into the inn and spots loretta ordering the meals and drinks then takeing a seat near to wear loretta is so she can spot him easily looks around the bar and sees his friend dallas.

"hey dallas don't sit over there by your self like a lemon come an join us".

link says this with a larf and grabs a chair for him.

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This is so not like me, whatever let's just sit and eat.

(Notices a new member of the social ring)

Dallas you say? Wassup?

Ok, Link, Dallas, Loretta, What next... I'm not Crazy, let's get that straight

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Loretta waved at Dallas and smiled, and patted the seat beside her for him to sit at. "Well monsuier," she said, "You zertainly do not 'elp your caze by talking in zuch a funny way, zaying zuch odd wordz like 'Gat' and 'Wazzup', and your actionz earlier are much to be conzidered crazy."

-Yours Truly, Loretta xoxo

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Well then I want to know... If I am not Insane, Why do I talk like this? Any Ideas people?

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"i agree with miss loretta also i have never seen cloths or that crazy contraction u where holding earlier".

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Josh's eyes widened

"I don't know what you mean..."

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

" i mean this *link puts his hand in his pocket and pulls the item*.
"u dropd this so i picked it up now what is it a lighter that just been invented or some kind of knife".

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Josh: (Snaps it out of his hand) None of your business...you could have told me earlier.

Josh's eyes darted from person to person... Then looked at the (I assume you are talking about the iPod)

Josh: It's just a metal...cigarette holder...

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"sir i do not like saying this but u are lying to us i tried opening it earlier as i thought the same and also what is this.

*fishis back into his pocket and pull out a string with two ball on the end of it (ear phones)".

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Josh Stares at earphones

Then at Loretta

Then at Dallas

Then at Link

"You're all very nosey people. Fuck it. What if I told you I was from the future?"

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"then i would say you completely lost it or i would shoot u right where u sit sir".

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Josh looked him in the face and leaned over the table

"Then I won't say that, will I?"

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Or Maybe you should shoot me before I go and kill someone... Seeing as I'm Crazy...

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