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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

That's OK. :3

Ok...Like...for example....A situation when The Firefighter, Corran, running to a building that is on fire, that's when you make a sound of a Firetruck siren.

Something like this: WEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

something like that. Razz

*sees The Adept's post.*

.....Ok....should had find a better example. Razz

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"how do you portray funny voices through text" blink

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I didn't get anything about the jokes ...

only the bribe part and i th ought it was funny imperenationg the girl

but the rest i didn't get ...

sorries :p

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you want sound effects, do yourself a favor, go out to an old record store, buy the Rex Harrison record, and laugh yourself senseless.

(i may have got the wrong name, i need to look into it)

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just do what i do all the ti...........whaaaaaaa *trips down a flight of stairs*

mummy i don't wanna go to school today.

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right now the only thing i can complain about is the wisdomtooth i just let be removed thursday and that still freakin' hurts

but i can't find anything funny about it i'm afraid

i did like the video with the rolar coasters though

ieiieheieieiehee... it fits ...

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I heard it also hurts to get a wisdom tooth removed

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eu, me poor goddess. *massages*

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*offers Goddess some watermelon while xivk massages her back* Tongue

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any good jokes people tell me a few pbb stand up comedian jokes that i could use to feature in the test comic???

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Kinda surprised with some of the crazy members no one has put a joke here yet. lol

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I see what you did there. <_<

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lol, really sad though ...

no one knows a good joke

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First person to give a good joke gets free front seat tickets?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Here's two for you.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Yes
A man fell in the Mud.

Here's another:

Two Muffins in an oven.
One Muffin says to the other "God, it's hot in here."
The other one says "Holy Shit! A talking Muffin!!"

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a man walked into a bar... it hurt

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Now you guys are just being silly. lol

(though I did laugh at the muffin one abit for some reason @_@)

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A couple is making hot love.
Right in the middle she yells "Hun, tell me dirrrrty things"
He: "Kitchen !!"

ok a bit lame Wink

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http://blog.hunterboone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dishes-do-them-now-demotivational-poster.jpg

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Eh... I wouldnt use that poster max. x_x

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulders
He sees a friend and walks over
They talk for a bit and the man says to his friend
"My parrot can play christmas songs,"
His friend doesn't believe him,
So the man takes his lighter and sticks it under the parrots left foot,
The Parrot Sings,
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,"
His friend was impressed and asked if it could sing others,
The man stick the lighter under the parrots right food,
The Parrot Sings,
"Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh,"
Really impressed the friend asked if it knew more,
The man sticks the lighter under the Parrot,
"RAWK, chess nuts roasting on an open fire!"

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George Bush walks into a doctor's office one day with a toad sitting on his head. The doctors looks to him and says

"What can i do for you?"

a refined and gentlemanly voice comes from the frog saying

"Doctor, can you remove this wart on my ass?"