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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-pulls out a minigun paint grenade, hearing a whirring noise as it gradually started to spin-

This is going to be fun.

Twisted Evil

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

PAINT ANGLE!

-lies on floor and swings arms and legs up and down to make an angle form in the paint-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Looks at the minigun*
S***!!!!
*Hides behind the wildebeast and graps a construction use plastic sheet from the box i brought earlier.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-Points the minigun at the large plastic sheet and pulled the trigger, sending a steady, albeit swarming stream of tiny orbs of paint at it-
Hahahahahahaha, I've got your number, I've got all your numbers.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

What the F***!?
*Drags the plastic sheet and begins throwing whole buckets of paint in Rune's direction.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

NOT MY NUMBER YOU DON'T! EEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEE

-runs off carrying a large number 2-

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-Is splashed by the pink paint, drenched with it till there was no inch left uncovered, even the minigun. That did'nt, however, keep him from firing at the number 2 and the other guy-
I could pull a Dick Cheney and say 'Go Fuck Yourself' hahahahah, like he does in wall mart and duck season.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Now THAT is comedy!
*Grabs a paint brush and rushes Rune with blue paint.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-Gives a nervous twitch when he takes a paintbrush himself and drew an upside down smiley face on his chest-
Comedy? No, comedy is when you do this.........:
-draws a small tongue at the bottom of the face.-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Brushes Rune in the face making devil horns, a bad lipstick route and a circle on an eye.*
Not sure how this is comedy though.....
*Grabs Minigun and runs away quickly.*
Hahahaha!!!
Mine!!!
*Begins spinning it up.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Don't make me go modern warefare 2 on you. Believe me, I'm not prestiged without reason.
-grins and pulls out a laptop to call in a predator paintball blast-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Another Prstiged!?!?
Fuck....this might be bad....
*Runs off and hides in a shed.*
*Begins firing the minigun at Rune.*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

walks into room placeis a huge bomb which has the words super nuclear ace paint bomb on it.

in the centre of the room then walks out listening at the door and hearing a huge BOOOOOMMMMMM opening the door to see every one one splattered up against the walls covered in brite pink paint.

well my jobs done then walks out of thread

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Falls out of the wall, leaving a huge body sized mugshot on the wall.*
Oh no you don't.....
*Grabs Minigun and spins up the outside doo, hearing a large thud on the floor.*
That took care of that...

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Close to second prestige after a couple more weeks. Twisted Evil

Get over here!!!!
-looks up-
Oh S!@# wait, too late.........
-The large missile exploded mid-air, covering a quarter mile of Bon Bon in Cyan colored paint-
Well, in a lighter note, at least Miss Vanessa will need less paint the next time she has to redraw this place.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

appears behind wolf while saying.

nice try but if remembering correctly didn't adept tell you im like hoodine clicks fingers and dissapers.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Not bad
Haven't been able to hit it yet.
Hahahaha!!!!!!
What's next now?
*Hears Dragon dissapearing.*
True.....
You son of a bitch!!!!
*Spins up minigun, covering at least 2 halves of Bon Bon in paint, while shooting at anything that moves, hoping to hit Dragon.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Mmmm...... I would'nt think so, guns were'nt really that much in use in the late 1800's save for muskets. Still, this is not really all that much of a fiction in a fiction so I would'nt rule out her trying to run us out of town by now, me most in particular.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

nope you missed oh i forgot when i dissaperd i put a paint time bomb on you witch should explode....... now.

clicks fingers and dissapears while larfing.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Explosion blows him all the way into Delight Castle.*
*Lands in a room with Betty armed to the teeth with paint.*
*Stands up with Minigun.*
No wait! Its not what you think!!!!
*Goes off flying again covered in red paint, and lands in front of Rune.*
Run man!!!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

(bulls eye)

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-looks around before seeing the man running by before seeing an enraged Betty before pointing over in the direction he went in-
He did it
-he said nonchalantly-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Moves minigun over chest.*
I haven't forgotten about you!!!
*Spins minigunat Dragon, hitting his back full of blue.*
*Stands up and runs at the sight of Betty with a paint Bazooka*
Oh Holy shit!!!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Run For-rest run.....
Oh wait, wrong movie.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

why did you shoot that incent man for wolf.

and no one can catch me so plant's another bomb like before then dissapears far away from bon bon. takeing out a remote and pressing a big red button

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM wow that was different looks a package witch bomb was in opppppps

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Shuts off the screen and appears behimnd Dragon.*
Not this time.
*Stuffs a C-4 paint omb on his mouth, clicks fingers and back on the road to Bon Bon*
*Click*
That should do it!
Wait, who did i shoot then?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

appears infrount of wolf holding c-4 nice try again but no cigar shoves it down wolfs pants then clicks fingers makeing wolfs body unable to move.

well have fun clicks fingers and dissapears from tread.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

-A shot of green pasted itself harshly into the back of Wolf's head, while Rune stood a good half mile with a Barret .50 paintball rifle-
Boom Headshot
-He said with a large grin on his face-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Falls to the floor.*
Why the hell am i everyone's target now?
*Stands up and dons a guillie suit.*
*Hides in the bushes good enough that the thermal won't work.*
*Lobs C-4 at Rune and prsses trigger.*

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