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(This would be funny if it was a parody, but it needs WAY more chaos and a way to keep the punch line going with as many sexual innuendos as we can possibly stuff in it.)

"On the sport news, It's rumored that Princess Betty might make a new sport called the 'Sex Run' in which partisipants must make it to the finish line on both intercourse and sprinting, at the same time!?
Coming up live is Grimm Locke with his mystery partner! who might sge be!?
Silvador brings shocking revelation in 15 minutes!!!"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-camera sweeps around the garden of Blue Manor searching for Silvador-
-a bush rustles nearby before giggling is heard, a pink pair of panties flies out and a fluffy white tail is seen swinging about in the air-

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

"we will join grimm in just a minute, but first, lets take a look at whats going on back in wilson's previous town. on the scene is our very own channing doliver."

channing-"sir, you say your trying to find out where that, and i quote, "weasel of cat, thieving rat ba**ard". tell me what your feeling right now?"

thug 1-"i'm feeling like a nice piece of butter....melting on a pile of big..........flapjacks.........yeah."

thug 2-"when i find greenback i'm gonna skin him alive!! he owes me money which he aint got, so imma take it out of his ass!!"

thug 3-"i'm gonna get my pay cut out of him. especially the cut part"

channing-"well it's plain to see that wilson has a lot of trouble back here. good thing bonbon has taken him in."

thug 2-"did he just say bonbon? i know where that is"

channing-"well hopefully you get to see this wilson, otherwise you'll never see another news cast again. back to you in the studio"