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Cat-yote is cuter.

Wink

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

Or if you crossed a cat with a irish tree you would get a Cat-O'log.
Twisted Evil

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Tearlach, that joke was cat-astrophic.

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Nice try, but that would be astrophobic. Wink

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To start Henk, I'm not looking for a permanent mate. I'm promiscuous at best. *Gives her trademarked wink with a stick of the tongue to the crowd* And yes, as Tadelesh pointed out, I can't have children anyways. I'm not upset, there are alternatives such as adoption if I come to that age where I look to family over sexual pleasure, but that won't be for some time I'm sure. Wink

As for a future between Johnny and me? I doubt it. Oh, we'll be good friends, and perhaps even bedroom brawlers someday, but nothing in the way of dating or marriage Henk. No no. He has his sights on other women who meet his fancy, if you recall in his stories. He was originally paired to be with either Kommy or Daisy, as they're closer to his genus than I. We're just fooling and flirting about, as I do with plenty of the members here.

Now, to learn you gentlemen on my terms. Any female in the kingdom can be referred to as "sister." Just like nuns in the Catholic church. Instead of a "sister superior" we have "Master." True, you gentlemen would refer to me as Mistress, due to whether we're talking feminine or masculine terms. Though, you can all simply call me Mystic unless your poking fun. Razz

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Oh, but Mistress Mystic has such a nice ring to it. Wink

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Hmmm, adoption?

Oke then you can continue the work of Edelweiss to look after young girls and give them a home and protection.

I you want I will help you.

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As much as that would be a fun idea Henk, I believe that's the job of Betty. Though, perhaps I could be a "teacher of the sensual arts" for the up and coming new girls of the Delight Castle.

"Alright girls. This one's called the bell tickler." *Giggles ecstatically*

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Aaaaah. *scribble down notes* ( Laughing

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I will gladly be your test dummy. *Stands the proud stance*

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Subtle.

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Test dummy? Why, they use the various veggies from the market for practice. *Takes a cucumber in hand and gently flicks her tongue about the tip in demonstration. . .

Then takes a nice sized bite out of it with a loud CRUNCH* Mmm...

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Actually, Mystic, sorry to correct you, but a cucumber is technically a fruit, not a vegetable. Razz

Speaking of that, though, I seem to remember hearing before about men being taught how to orally satisfy a woman using some kind of fruit. I can't remember what type it was though. I think it was cantaloupes.

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"Cantaloupes"

MwaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

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Well, whatever fruit it was, when cut in half, it provided a shape that was very similar to.. er.. a female's nether regions.

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I think it was a Apricot...

....

(I was bored , ok. dry

)

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Now I have to wonder if that's why you named yourself "Apricot" here.

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No, Mr. Gray, it is not the reason why use Apricot as my character's last name. It's because "Lidia Apricot" sounds good to me.

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You understand how bringing that up would cause some people to wonder, of course.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

I'm glad I didn't call myself Banana P. Kumquat then. Twisted Evil

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Poor lil' Apricot...

*smooch smooch*

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