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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Blond Joke |
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:37 pm
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One day, a blond came running up to her mother, as school had just finished.
"Mommy, mommy! Today me and the other girls in class learned our ABC's! All the other girls made it to H, but I made it to S! Is it because I'm blond mommy?"
And the mother replied "Yes dear..."
The next day, the blond came running up to her mother and said:
"Mommy, mommy! Today in class me and the other girls learned our 123's! All the other girls counted to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I'm blond, mommy?"
And the mother replied, "Yes, dear..."
On the third day, the blond came running up to her mother and said, "Mommy! Mommy! Today in class me and the other girls compared breast sizes! All the other girls were b cups, but I was a double D! Is it because I'm blond mommy?"
And the mother replied, "No dear, it's because your 32." |
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:39 pm
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| Ouch, its times like this that i'm glad that i am a red head. |
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:45 pm
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:54 pm
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:56 pm
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| Silvador wrote: |
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No, not really.
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If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be. |
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No, not really.
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If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be.
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Wolfbane, very little surprises me. |
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:03 pm
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No, not really.
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If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be.
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Wolfbane, very little surprises me.
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Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat* |
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| For me it was just ones of those hindsight jokes...where you should have seen it coming looking back at it...But it was funny... |
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| Wolfbane007 wrote: |
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No, not really.
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If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be.
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Wolfbane, very little surprises me.
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Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat*
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Do tell? Do tell what? What is there to tell? There is little in this world that surprises me. What more can I possibly add to that? |
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Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:44 pm
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| Silvador wrote: |
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No, not really.
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If you've heard as many as I have, (Hell hath no mercy with blond jokes) you might be.
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Wolfbane, very little surprises me.
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Oh? Do tell.
*Pulls up seat*
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Do tell? Do tell what? What is there to tell? There is little in this world that surprises me. What more can I possibly add to that?
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*Ponders*
Eh, whatever. |
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