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Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:21 pm
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How would you like to fly?!
How would you like to burn people by looking at them?!
Like your mom?!
How would you like to **** any girl?!
Buy the Broom Version 2.0!
It cleans up real good!
The ladies dig you!
Your mom is jealous!
You'll turn into a witch or wizard and then fly away!
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Go buy it now, if not for you, for your kids!
It's only $9,999,999.99! (excluding shipping and handling)
Just call:
(555)-555-5555
ORDER NOW!!!!! |
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Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:32 pm
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Royal Member of BonBon
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:36 am
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Royal Member of BonBon
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:15 am
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Are tanks giving you problems, their armor too tough.
Do witches and wizards mock you as you try to burn them at the stake with matches.
Then you need, The Witchburner flamethrower, Levitian designed this flamethrower is capable of belting 2 30 ft streams of flame capable of burning through tank armor, or any armor for that matter. Make a new escape route through the hull of an enemy ship.
The Witchburner also has a silence mode, in which its fuel can be used more conservatively, like for burning heathens at the stake.
So now that your interested your asking "How can I get my hands on one of these judgement flamethrowers?"
Easy join the ranks of the Levitian Brotherhood and prove yourself as a Holy warrior, also receive matching power armor, and a plasma core hammer! Act now, thousands are joining up! |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:51 pm
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@Tearlach
*pretends nothing happened o.o*
@Thorne
Your fakevertisment reminds me of that one song...
Burn through the witches  |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:55 pm
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That song inspired the flamethrower, cool cool synchronism
Now to screw it up
Dracula by rob Zombie
I first thought the song was about wiccans and that they were eating cats,...
... but they aren't eating the four legged cat |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:58 pm
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@Thorne
. . .
Ohsht.
Are they eating the three-legged cat? |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:04 pm
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| TheAlphaMale wrote: |
@Thorne
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Ohsht.
Are they eating the three-legged cat?
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I think the chinese got dibs on those cats! |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:07 pm
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Dammit!
So... they must be eating the five-legged...
Oh my god I don't even wanna go there. |
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:14 pm
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