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*looks at all the broken junk she had in her stable and signs. Catherine got a deal from some pathological gamble in deep need of fresh cash. He sold her a huge load of odd machine that he got while working at some university. From what she know they are student project that the newly diplomed never claim and that rusted in a warehouse too long. She was almost sure to be able to make profit from this. She almost sure she can more or less reclaim her money simply by selling it for the metal but she wanna do profit. The only problem is that all that look rusty and problem and she don't know own fix that. Catherine sign again and resign herself to hired some qualified men to help her.*

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Pachs had heard that a local pawn broker had bought up nearly all of the little inventions that the university had kept in storage for all those years....he decided to go and have a look at some of them to see if any of the might help with his work as well.

He found the building and knocked on the door just to make sure they where open and waited for the owner to answer or at least tell him to come in.

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Down the street Chew On Yu walked, with many odd looks the odd Siamese cat seemed to be walking around looking everywhere quickly, as he walked he seemed to be mumbling gibberish. He couldn't quite remember why he was in town, then grabbing his head, he took off his inside out top hat Georgia and then pointed at it.

"I do not want to be hearing it at te time Georgia, we conquer the world later..... but for now.... we need.... MEATAL!!!"

Then with a surprised look on his face, he looked at a rich looking Fox with a chipped ear, a cane, and hat. Chew On Yu's expression went from surprise to fear in a instant. His fur stood on end and he jumped in the air.

"IT'S THE EVIL FOX."

Then seeing a Elephant at the door of a Pawn Shop, he suddenly jumped and tried to seek refuge with the Elephant, however, his face made a loud and undeniable crack on the door of the Pawn Shop. Getting up quickly he turned to the Elephant slowly. Grabbing him by the collar he tried to shake the 10 foot tall man but seemed to be struggling to do so. At the same time he seemed to be having a hard time staying under control.

"IT'S THE EVIL FOX, HE WANTS ALL OF MY WOOD. SO THAT HE CAN MAKE A EVEN BIIIGGGGEER WOOD!!!!!."

The Siamese then jumped off the Elephant and brushed off his shirt.

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*walks to the door when she hears the knocking. Catherine wasn't sure if she had locked it but she was about to leave and maybe she did it. Catherine though to herself that her errant could wait. She had costumers. Peoples needed a pawnbroker or maybe better a good cobbler for make their feet better. She was next to the door when she heard a lot bigger knocking. She opens the unlocked door to see a cat arguing with a huge elephant. Catherine blinks in confusion then smiles.*

Can I help you dear costumers?

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Pachs looked at the clearly mentally disturbed Cat with a confused look as well.

Pachs: I'm sorry sir but I don't have any wood....*He sees Catherine open the door* Oh Hello Miss....I've heard about you buying up all the old university projects and I was wondering if I might take a look at some of them....

He brushed at his coat trying to get the bis of hair the cat had shed onto him as he had shook him.

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*looks a little puzzled at the odd feline but returns her stare to the elephant.*

But of course, I kept them all in my stable. Some of them are rather huge and I can move them all in the shop. I can lead you to them, you will just have to follow me dear gentlemen.

*opens while opens the door and moves sideway.*

Mind the ceiling, one of my dear but tall patrons knock himself unconscious on one of the beam.

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Chew On Yu then glared at the Elephant with suspicious eyes.

"That's what they all say..."

Then looking at Catherine as she opened the door. He leaned in closely and looked her in the eye. Then in a deep voice he said.

"Ma'am, I am sorry to tell you this, but someone seems to have stained your eyeballs a color and painted the center black, it's amazing you can see at all."

Then after hearing what the Elephant had to say and then stood up straight.

"Projects??.... Hhhmmm, I am interested, I shall do this project which people need doing then I shall conquer this Pawn Shop with my creations... THEN AFTER THE PAWN SHOP....... I shall conquer the country of Turkey sandwhich, THE LAND OF THE DILAPITATED ZIIIBRREEESSS."

With a spin, and sticking up his hand in the air, and grabbing his crotch and letting out a high pitched squeal he entered the pawn shop, ready to work on the projects.

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Pachs made a even more confused look at the Cats reaction to hearing what the Shop owner had to say and he followed her keeping a eye on the cat to make sure if he tried anything he would be able to protect this lady from his clear madness.

He was paying so much attention to the Cat that he bumped into one of the beams in this low building with a thud...he was not knocked out but it did stop him for a second and he lend down lower to make sure it didn't happen again.

Pachs: So Ma'am may I ask your name?

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The cat followed, and when the Elephant hit his head on the beam. He threw his arms in the air and yelled.

"AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD MEH BOI."

Then returning to a calm state, he took off his hat and looked around. Then he began talking to it as they walked through the room. Muttering and gibbering. Then with a calm voice he asked.

"Um Miss.. Miss um, yes what um, are these um, projects... errrr... uuumm... MADE mad eof yes what ARE thEY made oOOOFfffff."

The cat said in a odd way.

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*chuckles softly.*

I am Catherine Puce. Can I learn your names too?

*leads them through the back-store an in a corridor until it reach the stable, there is not carriage or horses here but a lot of machine that are rather alien to Cat. She moves next to a steam powered bicycle, giving it a weird look then stop next to the two huge steam cars that brought all this junk here. Catherine try to keep the main focus on them since many other things have suffered from years in a old warehouse and some have dents coming frommoving mistakes probably.*

I can warranty that the cars are fully functionnal. I see them work recently. Feel free to look, I won't refuse you anything reasonable.

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Pachs: Well I'm Pachs Gajah; I'm a local inventor and some of these projects might help with my work.

He saw all the many different items and smiled they where in much better condition then he thought they would be. He began to examine the closet one the Steam powered bike and saw other then a few spots of rust and general problems from keeping such a device so un-maintained it looked perfectly fine.

Pachs: All of these look in well enough condition that it would not take too long to get them back in working order.

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The cat then jumped and said.

"My name is Chew On Yu.... I am local reeeepaaaiiir man, me fix things. Me also buy metal hhhhmmm."

Looking at the metal he bent down and began to chew on it, licking it and trying to decide on something. Jumping up he put up his finger.

"Yes yes, me can fix, then em can buy at excellent price."

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*looks at Chew On Yu a little disturbed by the way he acts. She glances at Pachs relieved to not be stuck alone with this crazy repairman*

Well... I am glad that you both appear at my doorstep. I doubt a lot that I could have make all this stuff in selling shape by myself. Your arrival is a real omen.

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Pachs: Well then that's a good thing....most of these appear in good working order...and would not take long to get working....but that Car old take at least a week or more...How good at you at fixing things Mr. ?

He looks at the Repairman as he waited for him to tell him his name.

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Chew On Yu looked at the elephant.

"You ask my name twice, I thought elephants never forget, you sir have lied."

Turning to the owner.

"Yes ma'am, Mr Chew On Yu shall get to work immediately, I no slack. Me only works, you haz nothing to worry about."

He said shaking her hand violently, and then grabbing a wrench out of his coat. He immediately began to work on something, beginning to fix it, and then, putting all the pieces back in the right spot. Then he began to remove the rust with a special fluid he pulled out of his pocket, he never could remember the name of it.

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There was an unusual thing about the outside when the door was opened by a green reynard. He was in tatters, an odd contraption with hoses slung over his back and a white american cowboy hat sat on his head. He quickly shut the door, silencing the cry of a seagull.

He addressed the pretty lady, tipping his hat. "Pardon ma'am."

He nodded at the large elephant, stepping rather hurriedly around him. "Pardon me, sir."

His eyes widened then squinted in a scrutinizing manner at the feline by the steam machines, saying. "Oh, there ain't no excusing you, cat..."

The green fox pointed at the cat, then the others, almost backing up against the steam powered bike. "Ya'll just give me a second now, thanks." He then turned to look over the wood and metal construct, squatting down to peer beneath the handlebars. He looked thrice, then sighed exasperatedly. "Son of gun. Where in the Nine Hells did he take my motothopter..?"

He then stood up, adjusting his torn, stained, and possibly burned jumpsuit around his crotch, and walking with even more alacrity towards the shop's door. "Good day, furs, madam!" he said, opening the door towards an odd street. He shut it closed.

*

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*pinches herself to be sure she didn't fall unconscious or fall asleep somehow and dream all that.*

Maybe the fumes from this things is affecting my judgment but did anyone else feel that today is a day with a fair share of odd events?

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Pachs: That does seem to be going around as of late. but I never let it bother me; things are like that sometimes.

He went back to examining the car seeing exactly what was wrong with it.

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The cat went stiff when the Reynard pointed at him. Then when he left he sighed, and whistled innocently. Then looking at the lady he jumped up.

"ODD, nothing goes odd with me is around today no ma'am."

he then rushed across to the other side of the room, and picked some stuff off the walls, and quickly running back to another contraption. He began to take out the many pieces and reassemble the machines almost as quickly as he took them apart. Then he would seem to nibble on the metal afterwards.

"You haz tasty metal, I shall buy said metal for..."

Reaching into his pockets he pulled out a florin, and a couple of nuts.

"NUTS... I shall buy with NUTS and shiny circle."

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*grins.*

You look like a nut yourself. Does it mean that you are part of the payment?

*giggles at the silly joke then looks at Pachs wondering how much she can sell it to him. The two steam cars themselves are functional since they were used to carry all this junk here. They are far from their best shape and efficiency but Catherine doesn't know enough about high technology to know that.*

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Pachs: I'm willing to buy all of these...because if I can't fix them I can at least strip them for parts. I can always use more material for some of my other work. How much would they all together cost?

He actually lifts up the front end of the steam car and examines the bottom and it did look in working condition.

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Delilah had seen the fliers around town about someone selling scrap metal and discarded machinery. Having grown up on the farm, she knew a thing or two about mechanics and decided to stop by and see just what was there.

Upon entering the store, the ample figured bovine briefly glanced around and immediately began idly perusing the various pieces of "junk", letting her curiosity wonder.

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Being new to the town of Bon Bon, Menawa had wished to learn the lay of the land. He decided to take a leisurely stroll down the thoroughfare and see just what this town had to offer. Coming to the Pawn shop he decides to have a look see.

He walks in noticing no one manning the counter nor seeing anyone in the store, “Hello, is there anyone here?”

He then over hears some furrs speaking from somewhere in the back of the shop. Following their voices he happens upon a rather large elephant, an incredibly elegant linx, and the strangest cat he’d ever made notice of.

His eyes locked onto the linx, never glancing at the scrap metal around them,

“Excuse me, I do not mean to interrupt, but I overheard your voices from the front. My name is Menawa, and I was hoping to see what items you had to offer. Might you be the owner of this fine establishment Miss…?

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Pachs turned and saw the Eagle who had walked in and saw the Cow who had also walked in and he smiled at her as he set down the car.

Pachs: Hello to you both...if you have come to buy some of these machines you might wish to clam which ones you want because any else will be taken by me soon.

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Puce, miss Catherine Puce.

*curtsy toward the cow and the eagle.*

Sorry to have let hang alone in my shop, I think I broke the lock. It is the second time this hour that I lock it only to find out few time later that someone manage to enter anyway.What do you search something in particular or you just browsing?

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Delilah stood up when she heard a voice speaking to her. She hadn't noticed the eagle come in but she nodded to him when she saw him. The cow smiled at the elephant and was about to speak when the shop's owner spoke.

"Just... browsing," Delilah said with a smile. She picked up a chunk of metal that appeared twisted and mangled beyond recognition and hefted it in her hand, feeling its weight.

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Menewa smiled at Catherine, and replies “Just browsing, though it would appear you have quite an eclectic selection of metal scrap here.”

He nods to all the others around, politely saying hello, and begins to scrounge through the different pieces here and there.

Menewa picks up a couple pieces, and begins to formulate ideas for this scrap.

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Chew On Yu stood up and walked over to the Eagle and looked at him. He looked at his reflection in the birds beak, and smiled.

"Shiny beak yes, very very good, me name is Chew on Yu, thats my name don't wear it out."

He said turning to Delilah.

"Wooohooo looky at that one huh, hehehehe"

Then taking of his hat he whispered into it and then clapped his hand down onto it after a breif moment of silence.

'NNUUUU"

Then putting the hat back on he began dismantling a different machine, nibbling on pieces of metal and then waiting a second as he judged them.

"You has rust crap in your shit!!"

he said with a goofy look, and then got right back to work.

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Pachs looked at Chew On Yu and then at the Eagle with a bemused look and without Chew seeing twirled his finger next to his head indicating he meant he was crazy.

Pachs: Well pick which pieces you want and I'll take the rest.

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Delilah watched the Siamese cat with amusement. She couldn't help but giggle a little as he seemed to converse with his hat.

Setting the piece of metal she was holding down, the bovine returned to her rummaging and soon pulled out an odd contraption that looked like half of it was missing. She held it up and inspected it, turning it on its side and up-side-down. As she turned it, a large bolt slid loose allowing a large, heavy, hooked piece of metal to fall. It fell against Delilah's chest and slid down, catching on her shirt and pulling it down, making the cow's sizeable bust squeeze upwards. Her brown nipples were now on full display.