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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Reading In Bed |
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Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:15 am
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There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on and read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your gear off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!" |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:44 pm
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| okay......... |
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