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A hippie boarded a bus, and proceeded to sit next to a beautiful nun in the front row, behind the driver. The hippie, who's etiquette was sorely lacking, promptly examined the nun, and basely asked her if she would have sex with him. Somewhat horrified, the nun politely declined, and raced off of the bus before it could depart. After a brief silence, the bus accelerated onto the highway. When the bus reached highway speed, the driver, a burly, husky-looking fellow, motioned for the hippie's attention, and whispered into his ear, "So, do you want to get with that nun?" The hippie, of course, nodded enthusiastically. " Well then," the driver continued, " every Tuesday, at midnight, the nun goes to this one cemetery to pray to the Lord. I bet if you went there, dressed-up as God, and commanded her to have sex with you, she would do it." Delighted, the hippie readily accepted the idea. The next Tuesday, the hippie arrived at the cemetery on the threshold of midnight, dressed in flowing white robes, a beard, and "glowing" powder, and hid behind a large tombstone. At the stroke of midnight, the nun arrived, just as the bus driver had predicted. Upon seeing her, the hippie leapt from the shadows, declaring that he was God, and demanded that she have sex with him. Though awestruck at first, the nun agreed on the basis that anal sex would be performed, in order to retain her virginity. The hippie approved this, and immediately took to the nun. Afterwards, the hippie, with a triumphant air, leapt up, ripped off his disguise, and yelled, " HAHA! I'M THE HIPPIE!" The nun responded by tearing away a mask and yelling,"HAHA! I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"