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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Prime Mates |
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:13 pm
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it.
“You don’t want to know,†answers the bartender.
A few beers later, the guy says, “Come on, I gotta know what the deal is with the monkey.â€
“OK, I’ll show you,†says the bartender. He then takes the animal out of the cage and whacks it on the head with a bat. The monkey pulls down the bartender’s pants and starts giving him a blow job. He looks at the guy and says, “You want to try it?â€
“Hell, yeah,†says the guy. “But don’t hit me that hard.â€
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Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:22 pm
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Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:46 pm
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| No offense, Axe, but that one just is'nt funny at all. At least, not to me. |
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Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:34 pm
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
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No offense, Axe, but that one just is'nt funny at all. At least, not to me.
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i hate to admit it but i have to agree with you Ashton. |
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Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:58 pm
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Hurm, well then, I'll just have to try harder.
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