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    | General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories  ~  JOKE: Broom Bristles | 
  
  
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            Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:01 pm |   |  | 
  
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| A young Bulgarian peasant girl of 14 went to work in a broom factory. After two months, she told the boss she wanted to quit. 
 The boss was curious since she was doing a good job, so he called her into his office and asked her why she was leaving.
 
 “Oh, it’s nothing, I just want to quit, that’s all,” she said sullenly.
 
 “Look, I’ll give you a raise,” he offered.
 
 “No, but thank you,” she said.
 
 “There must be a reason,” he countered.
 
 “OK, if you must know,” said the girl, as she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair. “Look! I haven’t had this before, it’s the broom bristles, I tell you!”
 
 Tickled by her innocence, the boss took off his underwear and explained, “Look, it’s natural. I have it too.”
 
 “Oh no!” the girl cried, “I must quit now before it’s too late. Not only do you have bristles but you’ve also grown a handle!”
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 "If it ain't broke, just wait awhile. Because it will be.
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            Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:04 pm |   |  | 
  
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|  That's definitely better than the monkey one.   |  | _________________
 Wow, sarcasm! That's original.
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