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Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

I figured it was about time for me to post my fursona, Cap'n Blackwing, so here it goes.

Name: Captain Samuel Blackwing

Species: Wombat

Gender: Male

Age: 32

Sex: Yes, please

Height: 3'11"

Weight: 95lbs

Build: Stocky, but well-built for a wombat.

Occupation: Piracy, "worlds second-best lover" (He tries harder.)

Appearance: Captain Blackwing is short by most standards, but is about average hight for a wombat. He takes good care of himself and grooms his fur when he can, so he is covered in teddy-bear soft fur that is dark brown, almost black in color. And, of course, being a wombat, he is just about the cutest thing you'll ever see

Apparel: Surprisingly little. He gets by with a pair of brown trousers, and a burgundy vest. And his hat of course. Brown leather tri-corner hat with enough support that it could probably stop a bullet if it had to.

Languages: English, spoken in an Australian accent

Background: Born under New South Wales, Samuel Blackwing spent most of his early years in the tunnels. As he grew older, he began to experience a wonderlust uncommon in wombats. At the tender age of 18 (still considered a child by most wombats), he packed up his few belongings and left for parts unknown. He explored a good bit of Australia, before booking passage with a ship heading for Africa.
The ship was attacked en route by pirates, and like most of the survivors he was given the choice of joining or swimming to the nearest landmass without any form of directions. Surprisingly few joined, and those that did were treated little better than slaves. Eventually the ship made landfall at a pirate harbor in South Africa, where Samuel snuck off the ship and joined a real crew. Over the years, he worked hard enough, that when the crew captured a ship, the captain put him in command of the new ship, with the understanding that he was still under the command of his captain. That agreement lasted until the ships were out of sight of each other, when the crew he'd been given tried to mutiny. Samuel quelled the mutiny with the help of a few loyal men, and declared himself captain. Bonbon is simply another stop, and perhaps a permanent home port.

Personality: Outgoing, and mildly arrogant, Captain Blackwing is one of those people who seems to make friends easily. The fact that he looks like a three-foot teddy-bear probably helps

Hobbies: Pirating and womanizing

Kinks, Odd facts: He's a wombat. He's not the one who needs kinks, since sex with him is a bit like sex with a dwarf. Not to say he doesn't have a few.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 803

Sweet another ava from down under.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie your boat up at the docks, and I shall need to know your name.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

here you go mate *hands the wombat aussie revolution starter kit* youll find a complimentary pair of thongs and a boomerang *stares ate wombat for couple of seconds* aw hell i just gotta *picks him up and starts throwing him in the air* woohoo i have always wanted to do this

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

Yes, you all know you want to hug the wombat. Soom I shall have you all under my control. After all, who can resist? He looks just like a pirate teddy bear with a big nose.

Also, I'm not actually Austrailian. I just like wombats and do excessive amounts of research for my characters.

Oh, and... *Hands Ashton several coins.* What d'ya say to five shillin' an' we forget tha name, eh?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

Hello new one

Aaah you are so cute.

Picks the little one and falls asleep with the fur in his arms.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

*gently switches Samuel with a tedybear* Sorry about that. Henk is rather unique.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

uniquie? you meen wonting to have fun with any thing that walks.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 803

i mean the charachter is from Australia. Jerin was living there just before he got to bon bon, even though he's still an american, and rebel to the core Razz

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6733

welcome! *shak his hand from inside a jail cell*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

walks past the boating docks singing

what shall we do with the drucking sailor.

and looks at the wombat arrr me matey yoohoo and a bottle of rum.

whould yeadon be the captain of the black pearl or are ye the captian of the flying dutch man?

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

No, I'm the captain of the good ship Lifestyle.

(Hah! A Chumbawumba reference.)

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

arrrrr black pearl it is walks of drunkaly

hello mam may i buy u a drink

*has no idea hes talking to a lamp post

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

Okay then. Moving right along...

Rank: Veteran Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 803

welcome to the bon bon forus. always be prepared for bits of randomness Razz

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

For the most part ya you got it.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

what do u meen i am not gay your gay stupid moron

* starts arugeing with lamp post*.

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 648

Well, well, Captain... another seafaring sort! A bit suspicious looking, though I can't quite put my finger on why... but well met all the same!

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

It's the fact that I resemble a teddy bear, isn't it? Razz

Also, any misspellings on my part are largely due to my dysgraphia. Though, to my knowledge, I'm not misspelling wombat.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 3215

Hmm a pirate and what are you doing so far from the sea?

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

Why, spending me ill-gotten gains, o' course.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 3215

Ah that makes sense.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

*starts flicking through little black book* i swear i have him in here somewhere, ah here he is, huh not much of a price at all, bugger it not worth my time

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

What's this now?

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

nothing nothing *looks around shiftily* (internal monologue "hmm strange i was sure a pirate would have a much bigger price on his noggin, meh whatever) well anyway is nice to meet you but i think i should pull that guy off that lamppost before he decides to make a woman out of it, oh too late

*pulls bullet from pocket and begins carving on the side of it* you never know

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

if u have been reading this propaly im arguing with it * draws a sword and cuts the lampost clean in half with one slash there all done bye guys clicks fingers and dissapears

Rank: Junior Member Joined: 16 Aug 2009 Posts: 104

I know I've said it already, but it bares repeating: you people are crazy.