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    | General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories  ~  JOKE:  Wedding Dresses | 
  
  
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:15 pm |   |  | 
  
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| Q:  Why do new brides have white wedding dresses? 
 A:  So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
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 My Fursona(updates occasionally) http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7537
 "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.  It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Khan
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:16 pm |   |  | 
  
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:21 pm |   |  | 
  
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| He's making a sexist joke about wives doing house chores namely dishes and that the color of most house appliances are white. |  | _________________
 “If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.”
 
 – Bruce Lee
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:22 pm |   |  | 
  
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| and actually not one of mine.  I've got a buddy in his mid forties who's loaded with these.  I just thought this was one of the funnier ones XD |  | _________________
 My Fursona(updates occasionally) http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7537
 "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.  It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Khan
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:26 pm |   |  | 
  
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| ...i actually know a ton of these types of jokes, but... im gonna keep my mouth shut, so as not to piss of any female members that may be reading this. |  | _________________
 
   
 
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            Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:31 pm |   |  | 
  
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