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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((Hey All,

Sorry about my lack of posts and comments and whatnots recently. I've... been in a self-induced hermit mode. Life's being waaaaaaay to busy for me right now, and I'm having trouble keeping up. And, I'm just feeling moopy and sorry for myself. So, sorry I haven't been on or as talkative lately. Yeah, I know, lame.

Secondly, I'll be away on a work-call from August 1st - 14th.

Lastly, I'll then be on vacation from the 19th - 25th of August. I'll still have access to the net, but my ability to reply / post might be slow or delayed.

Just wanted to give you all a heads up))

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Sorry to hear things are getting so busy for you, just remember we're all here whenever you need to unwind and escape from it all, etc., etc.

Oh, and thank you for giving us a heads-up on your availabilty... as well as your whereabouts. That information could be quite... useful. *slyly leafs through a folder marked "Operation: T.P. Caroline's House"*

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Can I join you Johnny? I have never tried to TP anything.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Of course, the more the merrier! In fact, TP-ing is preferably a group activity... you can cover more area in less time, thus less chance of getting caught.

[I'm sort of an old pro... did some TP-ing back in my highschool days]

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

*Giggles happily and grabs some toiletpaper* When do we start?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Preferably when the victim isn't around to protest...

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

*wiggle her finger like a mother lecture her children*

You two should be a shame of yourself!

I would not stand for this childish prank!

I shall protect Ms. Carolines House when she's away till my fur shed!

And there's nothing you two can do to stop me!

You hear me! NOTHING! NOTHIIIIIIING!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

*Pulls out a cute and cuddly Crimson doll*

Are you sure there is nothing we can offer you?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

owo....

*shake her head*

*turns her back to the Blue Vixen* HMPH!

N-N-NO! THERE IS NOTHING YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME LEAVE MY POST!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Oh really?! Cool

*Pulls out the real Crimson who carries a big buket of roses, a box of chocolate and a big smile*

Crimson: "Would you like to go out with me tonight, my fair lady Lidia?"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

....

No.

My work is first! My Cookie is second! My third is books! And my fourth is Romance!

Besides! *walk to Crimson and pull his skin face off reveals his robotic face!*

...

You asked Ms. Jillian to build this, didn't you? dry

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Darn!

What gave it away?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

*points his eyes*

HIS EYES ARE RED!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

So? Both the robot and the real one has red eyes! Razz

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

YES!

BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS...*pull the real Crimson from the side*

His eyes is ruby red and is full of life!

While this impostor! *points to the robotic Crimson* Has dull red and has no life behind it! Evil or Very Mad

Besides, Roses is not my favorite flower and chocolate candy is not my favorite sweet treat. dry

Rank: Veteran Joined: 10 Jun 2009 Posts: 803

*dangles a box of cookies in front of Lidia's face.* YOu sure we can't get you to leave for a few minutes?

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Hmmm... then instead of TP'ing her house, we just gonna PIE you!

*Grabs a big cherrypie and throws it at Lidia, hitting her right in the face*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

OWO....

No.....No....must resist the sweet, soft, delicious, home-made.....must proctect...Ms. Carolines hooooooo COOKIE!!!!!! *runs towards Jerin in full speed but immediately stop right in front of Jerin's face.

Wait a second.....Is it oatmeal raisin cookie? OwO?

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Oh, you are so gonna get it!

*Grabs a pie bazooka and fires at Lidida, almost drowning her in pie filling*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Oh lord, here we go again...

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

Hi Ashton. Right on time.

*Takes a pia and smear it in his face*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I wish you had'nt done that. *takes Scorpia's pie bazooka and fires it point blank at her, sending her flying across the room*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

*crawl out of the pie pile, stood up covered with many colors on her dress and furs.*

Oh....Is on.

*pull out her walkie talkie*

Send the troop.

*ground rumble as an army of ferrets comes with pies in their paws, stops behind Lidia*

Twisted Evil

FIRE!!!

*The ferrets aimed to the Blue Vixen and fire the pies. Flying pies comes towards the Blue Vixen and anyone here in the threads.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

*dives into his patented pie proof bunker just as the pies start to fly*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

*a baby ferret hid the pie bunker before anyone and threw a small strawberry pie to Ashton's head*

Baby ferret: *giggle* now you're a red wolf. :3

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Hey, I never said this bunker was baby ferret proof. Not until I activate the anti-fursonel security system, anyway. *puts the baby ferret outside and activates the anti-fursonel security system* Now, leave me out of this!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scorpia/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1836

*Crawls out of the pia pile and sees Ashton*

Oh my. You look so sweet when you are covered in red pia filling. I wonder if you taste as sweet.

*Jumps Ashton just before the security system is activated*

Now let me clean you up.

*Starts liking his face.*

Mmmm yummy.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

*flips Scorpia off him and back into the pile of pie she just crawled out of* Don't ever do that again. Evil or Very Mad

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

-pops his head into the thread- Just want to say, hope you have a good time, Caroline, and hope to see you around again afterwards! Take care. -quickly ducks out before any pies can hit him-

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

*ducks blueberry pie*
*runs over to the pie bunker*
LET ME IN!!