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Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Well since we all have different Timezones, and some of us won't be here, since we have families, gifts, food, important things to do (hint, hint!) and a whole of other stuff to do, i wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Oh and whatever you do, don't blow up Santa at the mall.
That will be my job, since he didn't bring me what i wanted last year............
Stupid fat prick.......

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Merry Christmas!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

looks through sniper scope of a 50. Cal and notices C-4under the chair * damn everbody want to kill santa this year

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Don't pull that trigger yet!!
*Goes up to adept and hands him a Tomahawk Missile Controler.*
Ok Have fun now!!!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Aw man...........
Well, back to original plan!
*Begins aiming an AC-130 gunship on Santa's Sleigh.*
Time for target practice boys!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Dont do it, santa has air defense!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Which explains why I planted C-4 under his chair instead of gunning for him mid-flight.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

he has what *notices presen coverd missles flying at gunship oh shit hes screwed *notices rudolf nose glowing at him and then a laser firing at him* duck and cover jumps off building and lands in pool

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

When will you people ever learn? *pushes the button and sends Santa flying back to the North Pole in a raging ball of fire* The funny thing is, the man is immortal and I just saved him from a whole night of people gunning at him, so he can't put me on the naughty list.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Sees all of the missiles and lasers going for him*
Oh shit!!!!!
*Jumps off and begins parachuting to the ground.*
Now he owes me an AC-130!!!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 1159

Merry Christmas. Should be fun this year.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

*stands at the north pole with a bucket of hot water* Thats why you plan ahead.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Good thing i did!
*Calls in an airstrike from Russia*
Quick! Aim at his workshop before he calls reinforcements!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

NOOO I HAVE PRESENTS TO GET!!!

(Dives towards Wolf in slow motion)

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

If he had anti air defenses on his sleigh, what do you think he has at his workshop?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

wait is that a.... Mother of god TACTICAL NUKE

Thats why you dont fuck with santa

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Alternatively, that's why you don't target him at his workshop.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

He isn't stupid enough to launch a nuke so close to his own base.....
But i am!!!!!!
*Radios in*
Units, begin the drops!
*Multyple WW2 Bombs begin dropping while i drop 3 salvos of nukes.*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

No... No, My Presents...

Your Going Down Wolf!

*Points Finger*

YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE!!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Allow me. *detonates the second charge of C-4 beneath Wolf Strider* It always pays to plan ahead.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

* Wipes bits of Wolf of his face*

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Incomin'..!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*Ends up in under 10 feet of snow*
*Radios in*
*static*"Ashton.........you may havd buried me alive......But my objective is complete, therefore, i win..........*static*.........Not even Santa's workshop could survive a nuclear fallout..........
*Begins using a Geiger counter to see that Radioactivity is off the charts*
*Begins laughing manically*
*static*Hahahahaha!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

We will have our Vengeance, in this life or the next... Preferably this life.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

*static* You're best bet would be the after life Max...........My oxygen's running low and well.............you know what happens next......*static*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

Eh, I couldn't be bothered anyway. Have a good one!