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(this is a thread about the stupid laws for where you come from)

in the state of washington (my home state) it is illeagal to have sex with a virgin, even on their wedding night.

it is illeagal to buy a mattress on sunday

you may not shuck peanuts on the street

dancing and drinking may not occur in the same establishment

you may not have a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length (wow reall?)

persons may not wear a life jacket near the spokane river

strippers may not come closer than 4 feet of any customer

it is illegal to ride an ugly horse

these are just a few of them. what are yours?

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well in wyoming i knows theres plenty of stupid laws but i only actually know one
in Wyoming it is illegal to take a picture of a rabbit of any specis between the months of feburary till july

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http://www.dumblaws.com/

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In my town, there's a no smoking law in place and almost all the stores sell the cigarettes at half the price.
Ain't that a bitch?u

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Baltimore:

Did that last one even make sense?

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i think this is the best one i found for washington.

it is illegal to sleep with your friends mother 2 weeks before a major holiday, or the day before her birthday.

andthe same law applies to women as well...........the exact same law. lol

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the first one was made when washington was first formed.

and some people liketo get a lapdance. well now they cant in washington. and that takes away from the dancers tip, and the funds for the building.

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Let's have a look at some from Pennsylvania:

*It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

*It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

*It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

*Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

*A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

*You may not sing in the bathtub.

*Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

*A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

*Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.

*Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

*Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

*You may not catch a fish with your hands.

*You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

*Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

*Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

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good ones there Shadow, though the one about not marrying anyone who's drunk is standard practice throughout the states i think.

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True to that. The one that made me laugh the most was..

*Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

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All these are from California.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Translation: It's okay to beat your wife so long as it is less than 2 inches wide without her consent. LOL.

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

It is illegal to molest butterflies.

The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
(LOL. Sorry you are too ugly. You can't walk down the street.)

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
(WOW. That is sooo wrong!)

Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
(WOW. That's funny.)

Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

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ok heres three stupid laws of england.

1: it is illegal to die in the house of parliament.

2: mince pies cannot be eaten on christmas day.

3: it is illegal to enter the house of parliament wearing a suit of armour.

this is a floridian law witch is hilariously weird.

1: haveing a sexual relation with a porcupine is illegal.

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ronald those be some messed up laws but really what do you expect when the govenator cant even pronounce california to save his life

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I'm the Governator.... Caallli foour ngha.

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some stupid usa laws.

1: in zion usa it is illegal to offer cigar's to your pets.

2: in maryland usa it is illegal for raido station's to play randy newman's song (short people).

3: in oklahoma usa it is illegal to pull face's at a dog witch can result in a prison sentence.

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hell I would vote for him
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but then again don't live in america

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alabama stupid laws

1. it is illegal for the driver of a motor vehicle to be blindfolded. (but everywhere else it's ok)

2. it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that wold cause laughter in church.

3. putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death. damn

4. boogers may not be flicked into the wind

5. you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant

6. you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

7. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car. (i guess driving the wrong way on that street at any other time is acceptable.)

who the fuck comes up with these laws? and why?

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Most, if not all, of these laws were made back in colonial times when things like this must have happened so much they finally made laws to stop it from happening. Then, of course, there's the fools who put these laws forward as a joke.

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i saw one the other day that said it was illegal to drive a black car on sunday

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in kentucky it is illegal to NOT inform the sheriff of your own private moonshine distillery.

"hey sheriff. just wanted to let you know that i have a secret moonshine distillery in my bathroom. now i know it's illegal to make moonshine, but i didnt want to brak the law by not telling you about it."

"all right bill. i appreciate that. i really do. we'll send a paddy wagon to come take you away."

"thanks sheriff."

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I got a couple laws from various cities in California:

"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."

"Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits" (Fresno)

"One may not take his dog on an elevator with him."

"Cars may not be driven in reverse." (Both from Glendale)

"Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited"

"It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course."

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heres one from alaska

"staring down a moose from an airplane will result in $2000 fine." for real?

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