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Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

well im out of here and xivk henk has been after u for ages and im not giggling at henk im hysterically larfing at uk *turns around and spots new student*
so whats your name new guy

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

* the sun rose and shone over the now destroyed furry frat house as the light glimmered in through the windows people could be seen laying on the floor a yougn cheetah in a pool of his own vomit an owl who had been nearly crushed inder a table lay sleeping on top of a keg and a shivering bunny was just waking up next to a snake* "cockadoodldoo cockadoodldoo" a rooster cried in the distance "shaddap" the cheetah yelled as he began to fire wildly at the rooster who ducked and ran into a nearby dorm room having satisfied his morning urge to crow "oh my head. what time is it? where am i? who are these people? where the hell did i get this traffic cone? and what is this inside the traffic cone..." *looks closely at the traffic cone* " I think i had sex with a traffic cone last night"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 1120

wow its been a long 4 page. i was too late to notice it, i suppose i could be the drunk college chick

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

((I did not awake next to a snake, id run like hell soon as I thawed out >_<#))

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

to bad when your arm thawd out i handcuffed u to him and acidently lost the key. sorry rabbit boy but your stuck with him oh and he just woke up in a horney mood *evil larf mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa quick brath and evily larfs again mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

*crack gose Drodel's back as he got up* Ow. Ow. My back... What was i sleeping on? *looks at where he just got up* I sleped on a keg? that is new... hey whats this a key? *drodel looks up and asked* Anyone loose a key?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

yep thats my key where did u find it. i think i better unlock the cuffs before henk fully is a wake *takes the key from drodel then drops it down the plug hole ops sorry xivk

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

(loud bang) a bullet whizzes past the head of the owl and the cheetah "oh god my head stop talking it hurts, damnit the gun just makes it worse. ok lets focus here does anybody have any idea what happened last night, and can anyone confirm where this traffic cone came from, i think i should return it or atleast shove it over somebodies head"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

*breaks hand to escape the cuffs and runs for a room*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

dont you meen bracks cuffs not hand because braking your hand wont do much

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

((You ever see Lupin III? Sometimes to escape cuffs he breaks/cracks his hand abit to it can slip though the cuffs.))

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

no i havnt seen lupin lll * put hand in pocket oh shit i had the key all along ummmmm im sorry xivk better take u to candy the young sexy bunnie nurse.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

"you don't mean the bunny chick passed out in the corner over there, i mean call me suspicious but the nurses outfit if a bit of a giveaway"

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

are u still fucking drunck thats miss pertal are art teacher u snoged last night come on xivk lets go i promice no more pranks and if your wandring why shes wearing a nures outfit u will find out in 9 months time.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

*Locked in own room*

>_>

<_<

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

have u read my fursona's details yet xivk because if u have'nt im a cheetah who is a lot stronger then he looks so i break down your door *sorry about that grab u and take u to see candy and i promise u no more pranks shakes hands with xivk see no more

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

nurses outfit? nine months? lack of morning wood? traffic cone? wait a sec *pulls out wallet and opens it to see if condom is still inside* crap its still here... well there is only one sensible mature option left to me *runs through wall leaving cheetah shaped whole* lets see her catch me now *continues running down street*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS to late as bus runs him over lets take u to the nurse as well and i meen the proper nurse not your dress up one.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

*crawls back into frat house covered in blood* wow that hurt like hell *crawls up stairs, comes walking down a couple of minutes later with a rediculously large zanbatou (like sanosuke's from rorouni kenshin)* ok i think i got his license plate but if not i will have to play a little game called elimination *holds sword out in front with one hand testing the weight* yep im gonna enjoy this *walks out door whistling a slow ominous tune*

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

i sapouse i might join u as that driver tried runing me over as well *draws two custom made swords this is gonna be fun as they both chass the bus.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 1521

Bump with a bubble burst for those that thought that this was an original idea! Sorry, couldn't help it.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

(there's no such thing as original ideas. although, i have been toying with the idea of doing an RP along the lines of that bank robbery one... but raiding Simon's diamond mine instead.)

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

(Yes, that's one O' mine. I've got an Idea, why don't we all shove pencils up each others asses lol)

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

you cant exactly burst our bubble of the thought if this thread had been buried for awhile. i know i'm not gonna look through all these threads for something like that

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 179