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walks up to bed and takes a look

1 what are u doing?
2 why did u tie xivk to the bed
and 3 why are hitting him with a book and crusfix?

right time to send u to a diffent dimenson opens up a diffent dimenson portal and dont try to send me though it because im the master of that realm

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

you must be having an out of body experience you are actually watching yourself being beaten i mean exorcised

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

so im not standeing here beating the hell out of u? odd cause im not felling any pain and your the one crying like a girl? how odd

Rank: Veteran Joined: 21 Sep 2009 Posts: 728

(lol this is all getting a bit intense aye but whatev) must be the demon trying to confuse you on his way out

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once again i cant be botherd to deal with u cliks fingers and dissapers.

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damnit again oh well time for booze

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Relentless, If you do... remember what they say about paybacks. Oh and Xivk why dont you become a cyotee? (don't you dair say me bing a bird)

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why become a cyotee for?

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One word "Roadrunner"

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

what i dont get this Question

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*sitting on the sofa whole time*

cyotee you say? you mean change me fursona or become one for the moment?

And thought your evil spirits could use some shining lidia. ^_^

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I am amazed with how some of you guys can turn something into a a rp. I try to do that sometimes but always fail >_>

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well i dont thinck we meant to i just happen to like picking on xivk but i thinck we get on........ or i hope we do

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You will be destroyed! ;,;

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*spots hole in tree grabs xivk and shoves his head in it wear he gets stuck now now try to destory me and theres wasps in that hole have fun

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Have yet to see any alcohol in use. >_>

But yea this tree hurts. T_T

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

do u want me to stop picking on u

all right i have an idea to help your cruio shop how about u work for me u find any raer metals and ill pay u big florin for it deal and u get a free weapon in cause of danger so how about it we got a deal and i wont pick on u as badly as i do know

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Ill hold ya up on that when I get that rp going.

(Think you cursed me or something though, been the main target of picking on at work this week for some reason. @_@)

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who me never thats probaly just your bad luck but your not alone u see i work at london zoo i the kids always ask stupid qusteions but the best one was

it was from a 7 year old kid he asked and this is the truth how big is an elpantes willy and will mina be that big when im older litraly i had to walk to staff room pissing my self with larfter.

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Thats a pretty disturbing question from a 7 year old. o_o

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sure is but the money is worth it
now for some more stupid quiestion from your game master
1 sir why are those monkey scrameing so loud

2 why dose that parrot swear at me

3 thats not a komdo dragon ut dosebt breath fire

4 mummy mummy i saw a pidgon is that a zoo animal here

5 god isnt thar hippo big

6 daddy why are the animals in cages

7 i thought lions are from africa not england.

8 if bats are blind how can they fly.

9 look how tall that girraf is

10 the best one i head yet and these are all true look at that crock i heard there from the dinosaurs age so it must be over a millon years old this was a teacher saying this.

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What kinda zoo is that? @_@

(8 was great. lol)

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

what do u meen what kind of zoo is it

and u thout the 8 was funny me personaly like number 3 the best if u want more stupid questions just ask and i will post more if u have a pecifc animal u like tell me and i will post down what questions they asked about it as long as we have that animal

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Well I meant what kind of zoo with people asking these obvious questions stead of looking at the signs. ^_^

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no idea but like i say im surrounded by morons and here is one for u i hope it will make u larf

there was this kid staring and staring at this animal and finally asked his dad what it was his dad looked at it and proud as day said that my boy is a baby kangaroo apartly they have never seen a

RABBIT BEFORE

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..wait... they thought the rabbit was a kangaroo?

Please tell me your just making jokes cause thats kinda sad... yet funny.

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nope i never lie i just i might shar tbat as it was funny as hell

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wow... i w would hate to be those kids. couse they must have some dumb parints.