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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((Okay, during my double -shift at work yesterday, i had a lot of time, a LOT, to try to keep myself occupied. Basically I had to babysit one of our automated lines to make sure the NOx scrubber kept doing its job properly.

Anyway, during this time, I had the oddest thought of some old vaudville-esq humor... so here goes...

Okay, so Corran is our resident fireman... the ONLY one... a huge town of Bon Bon, and only one fireman. Anyway, so, you have a room full of lingere-clad women, and one of them screams, "GAH, my loins are on fire!" To which Corran bashes into the room, a-la the Kool-aid man, basically wearing a Chipendales outfit, and says, "Did someone say there was a fire to put out?"

Yeah, it was a long day. I also had an odd thought about Camarilla just about to perform some... act, and she totally breaks the fourth wall and says, "Don't worry, I'm a professional."

...yeah... i know... lame. But the point being, have you guys had any sort of bizzare humor thought about some of the professions or names of the people here?))

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

The thought of corran busting through the wall kool-aid style I found funny.

But he's getting a volunteer fireman soon if he keeps getting that lucky. >_>

bizzare humor on names or professions though... have to think on that.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

lol, that did sound funny, albeit a very brusque sort of way since its a dude vs a wall. Either way is funny.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

That is prety neet, i never gave it much thought... And i agree with them it is funny.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 12 Jan 2008 Posts: 853

That is very funny.I will take a stab at it if I understand the game,but again,early mornings are not my friend

Some young female is laying in bed,pawing herself as there is not anyone around to please her(not me,think harder). In the thralls of pawing,nearing climax,she shouts out "I need a man to plant his seed into me!!" At which point Brandon come around the corner wearing nothing put a fig leaf,holding a garden trowel,and a Johnny Apple-seed bag slung over his shoulder containing who knows what. "Well the turf is wet enough for me to plow now".

Yes?No?Is that right?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 671

OH YEAH!!! *Blows through another wall*

Oooops. False alarm. Sorry bout that. *Brushes off debris from thong*

Yup. Being the only firemen has its perks. I'm also under a mountain of debt paying carpenters to fix these walls. I need to learn to use doors.

Caroline: I do find the large number of bodyguards and soldiers staying here to be interesting. You would think that there would be fights breaking out everywhere.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

well as u are a hero here

*hands corran a bag of money that will be anothe to pay of your dets now do me one favor

START USEING THE DOOR.

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Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

well your right there but there expensive.

oh and i hired that dalmatian maid i think her names sara or something like that for u.

she's right though this door

NO WAIT NOT THE WA.... ARRR GOD DAMIT CORRAN NOT AGAIN. lol

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 671

Sara!?

*Smashes through the wall*

Where!? I'll work on the whole door thing later. Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((I know GoldenRodDog doesn't have an avatar, yet, but... I just had this odd thought of him reviewing the final print of a paper with the printer, wondering why there are strange pair of ovals on the front page of every copy of the paper... only to pan up to the top of the printing press to have Mystic pretty much copying her bottom onto the newspaper, as it zips by. I could totally see Mystic as someone who would xerox her bottom.))

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henk running around acting like quagmire hehe somehow i think that would fit him perfectly.

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*James walks through door dressed in giant chicken suit and sees kyl, James glares angrily at him, and the two proceed to have a huge family guy peter vs chicken style brawl*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 1521

I think Samuel will be sitting this one out, he's more concerned with getting clothes put on than taken off.

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