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"Thats very good."

Alexi escapes his bonds and dusts himself off.

"A truce then? So you will not turn back into yippy dog and terrorize poor Alexi, I shal become your servent to repay kindness."

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The bulky huskey turns pale.

"Er...what i mean...i am humble servent of goddess?"

Takes goddess's hand and gently kisses the back in a very professional gentlemanly way.

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Whats been going on in here? @_@

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Writer (Alexi) decided to see what happens when you refuse to pet Goddess, He's learnt his lesson... I think

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Hm, hope so.

She sent me in here with the spiked boxing gloves. ^_^

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"Oh...uh...i become evil goddess man slave so i wont have to be pinata."

Alexi scratches his head, wondering if that really was the way things happened.

"But i still no have to pet....her....right?"

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Boxing gloves are on. "da-nuh"

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maybe its best if you gag yourself from now on writer

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Oh um... steam powered force glove ok outside the ring?

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Only if you agree to No Holds Barred

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"ok...i give up. I am your slave now goddess. do what you will."

Alexi gets down on one knee before goddess and wimpers.

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*Having walked in and seeing the chaos in here, Leaf begins trying to sneak out hunched over*

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Max: Hey There's the Guy from the message parlour! Goddess, He didn't pet you yet! Twisted Evil

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*Leaf's ears perk up as he hears Maxwell yell. He then straightens up and tries running away. Unfortunately, he slips on a rug and falls on his face.*

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*Kyle tackles the bunny* sorry man the rules are the rules you pet the goddess or die

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*Tex snaps out of his trance *

"RUN LEAF RUN .... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"

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Exactly Kyle (says to him who is holding leaf). Damn leaf, you need to get laid, worse than me!

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*Leaf tries to struggle away from Kyle, but he is too strong. He then overhears what Maxwell said*

"Wait... what do you mean 'I need to get laid'?!"

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Don't worry not here, not now. If you wanna leave, sure. But find a girl and get your system fixed, loosen up! Though Goddess might get mad if you don't give her a pet

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"Well I would, if this guy wasn't pinning me down!"
*Jerks his head to Kyle*

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dude im sitting on a couch eating pudding your hog tied with a 225 pound sand bag on you man

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"What are you... Wait, what?"
*Leaf turns his head to realize the sandbag on him.*
"Oh...Silly me. Now, can you please let me go?"

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Here, Ill push that off you (Unties and pushes off, luckily he can bench press nearly 250lb) He did that fast, didn't even notice him do it myself. (Holds out hand to help him to his feet)

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*picks up goddess in his strong arms and scratches her tummy*

i missed u.

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Leaf takes Maxwell's hand and gets on his feet.
"Thank you... Erm, where is this 'goddess' everyone's talking about?"

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She must be in the back getting pets from someone else. Sorry for drawing attention to you. Well, you can either say hi OR now would be the perfect time to leg it!!

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Sleeping. lol