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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 3215

Eh lets keep the political jokes out. We definitely don't need this to be a bashing thread.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Oct 2008 Posts: 3273

Agree.

We should also think of something funny related somewhere in the year 1895, since Goddess wants to perform her comedy act in the Delight Castle theater.

Is that right, Ms. Goddess? ^^!

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Sorry But I laughed when I found it because I'm just stupid like that.

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

And im staying on me side of the computer then. lol

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l o l

yeah i got sharp teeth

ok back to 'on topic'
i'm serious now,

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 1521

Just a question, why couldn't our sweet little hypno-cub just hypnotize the audience into laughing?

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Posts: 648

Just hypnotize SOME of them, and the rest of us will laugh Wink

It's all in good fun, of course.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Hypnotize a comedian to do the work for you. >_>

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Oct 2009 Posts: 4247

heres a joke you can use it just came to me right now

Kyle and Xebulon(i dont know your fursonas name) were talking at a bar about hows its a bitch to clean up spilt scotch from our furnitures fabrics so we go over to the general store and ask the clerk "what do you got that will protect our furnitures fabric fro being ruinefrom spilling scotch on it" the clerk looks at us with a straight face and sys "well sirs we got ScotchGaurd' kyle begins to laugh and xebulon goes "Damn thats exactly what we need" begins to laugh harder(this point this joke my get a bit distastfull but i have to do it) kyle thin adds"you wouldent happen to have lovegaurd would ya"

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*waits for more jokes*

does anyone have jokes like:

violet: (talks against gotn) i had a terrible pleasent, bussy night, all the night sex-
Gotn: *interups* i don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear anymore of your peverted dirty nights with the guys!
Violet: oh ok...

Pause

Violet: I had a terrible time to fall asleep

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Made me

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yeah, i can go pretty deep into it :p

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Thats what HE said

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Damnit...

Been slagging my friends Ma all day over the phone, I guess I'm out of the Zone now

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I dont get it... what you mean max?

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About which part do you not get?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

Did you actually get in bed with a man? ^_^ ((joking of course *whistle*))

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You hurt my feelings, Gotn Crying or Very sad

I was trying to Slag, Xivk. and it backfired

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Trying to slag? @_@

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Oh and "Ma" is just short for "Mother", We say alot of things like if I said "God, I'm all sore from last Night" my friend would say "Thats what your Ma said to me"

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LIES!