kristinawood.com ~ View topic - The Chaos Experiment (open RP, come join the chaos)

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I have created this RP thread as a little bit of an experiment. There is no story, there is no post count/order/limit. There is only one rule...

If it is posted, it happened. No exceptions.

The object of this RP is to basically see what kind of chaos can be formed from complete anarchy. As the rule states, whatever is posted, goes. This includes puppeteering, bullshit physics, and whatever other crap you can think up. This thread is not intended to be taken seriously, it is intended solely for chaotic and hilarious fun.
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Silvador takes a bite out of a juicy red apple.

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The Apple Explodes

Meanwhile

Max Shags Mary Blue And is killed by Simon later in the day

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Silvador drags Max's body down the road and stuffs it then puts it on display as a lingerie mannequin.

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Wolf comes up and lit up Max's body on fire.

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Silvador grabs some marshmallows and roasts them over the fire.

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*Grabs a bootle of whiskey from his coat and offers some to Silvador.*
*Begins to roast a hot dog over the flame.*

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Some how Mutters the words

"It was SO worth it"

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-drinks whiskey-
-stands up-
-falls down-
'ash goo' shi'

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"Oh! Its still alive!!"
*Sticks a pitchfork in it.*
"Much better."
*Takes a swig of whiskey.*

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What is this "Pick On Max Cos he thought of it first" day?

You guys are starting to hurt my feelings with your constant hatred and such

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"That isn't hurting you're feelings Max!"
*Begins chewing on Hot dog*
"This is!!"
*Begins taking a whizz on Max's burning body.*

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-invents a robot chicken and makes a robot omelet from robots eggs-

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Comes back to life, gets away from the guys and Kills Simon Blue, Then Shags Mary again, Then Travels through time and gives Josh a High Five

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"........."
*Sits on a log and reads a book.*

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-pushes on one end of the log, turning it in circles-

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*Falls on mud and gets rolled over by log.*
*Starts to get up, covered in mud.*
*Flicks a ball of mud at Silvador.*

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-continues to spin log, rolling it over Wolf again-

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*Falls on mud again.*
*Crawls off the mud and lobs another ball of mud at Silvador.*

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-pulls out tennis racket and hits ball of mud back to Wolf-

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*Gets mudded in the face.*
*Stands up and bear hugs Silvador full of mud.*

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ah! mud hug!
-wraps arms around Wolf and flings self into mud-

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"Aw shit! What hell have i gotten myself into!?"
*Gets off the mud.*
*Moves around to shake off mud.*
*Begins making a cage out of sticks and wood pieces.*

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-steals single stick and runs in circles, waving the stick in the air like a nutter while shouting-
stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick...

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*Stares.*
*Finishes cage, but is missing one stick.*
*Grabs it and puts it over Silvador.*
*Nails it down to the floor with a nail gun.*

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should have put in a floor
-uses Dig and borrows out of the cage-

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"Oh fuck!"
*Puts hand through bars and drops a pokeball.*

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nyaaaahhh! -zort-

You caught a Silvador!

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"Sweet!!"
*Cricket.*
*Steps on cricket*
"I can't get past the bars!!!"
*Begins blowing steam from head.*
"Oh wait!"
*Fits in by the place with a missing stick.*
*Begins falling into hole.*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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-starts decorating interior of pokeball. hangs drapes, puts up wall paper, hangs framed pin-up of furry harem consisting of various attractive furries-

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*Keeps falling for 5 minutes.*
"Damm! This hole is deep!!!"
*Falls in the end on top of the pokeball.*
*Pokeball cracks and traps me inside.*
"Oh crap......Nice wall paper.....Now what?"