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Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:22 pm
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:06 pm
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Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.
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But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
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Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.
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Instant slap
But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
I almost pissed myself.
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I don't even know what that means but oddly enough I find that funny.  Anyways, here's some pickup lines I picked up a while back. *Gets bricked for pun*
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"It is getting hot in here or is it just you?"
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"Baby are you a theif, 'cause you just stole my heart!"
"I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?"
"I got a queen size bed and I'm tired of sleeping alone..."
"You need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island"
"I got a weapon of mass destruction in my pants"
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:40 pm
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(Guy goes up to woman and looks at his crotch) Hey it's not going to suck itself!
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:58 pm
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"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
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Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it) |
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"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
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Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it)
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:10 pm
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Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:20 pm
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