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Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

a mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can have a beer. the bartender says "we dont serve your kind here". the musroom says "why not? i'm a fungi"

GET IT!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ok enough of that

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

It took me reading it a few times, but I finally got it. *facepalm*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

Not bad.

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

Not as good as that 3 guys bar one. But still funny none the less.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

I keep reading it, yet i don't get it.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

"fungi" is pronounced "fun-guy".

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

mushroom=fungi................................let it hit you wolf lol

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

I still don't get it....
I get the whole joke and all but in truth, i don't get what's funny about it.l

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

then let me wolf.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

*DOSE KING OF THE FACEPALM OF FACEPALM'S*

there wo go all better ya.

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

you have a mushroom walking into a bar, tried to order a drink, was denied his drink, and told the bartender that he was a "fungi". if your really smart then your looking too deep into this joke. it's really only meant for people that find humor in really dumb stuff like me.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Well Mackwell, when you put it that way then i just don't it funny.....
I have got to stop watching the Science Channel. It os making me too damm smart for crude humor like this.

FA · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 25 Oct 2009 Posts: 2070

*raises fist in air*
CURSE YOU SCIENCE CHANNEL!!!!!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

DAM YOU.... DAM YOU..... HOLD ON DAM YOU WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN.

OH YEAH COOKIES YUM.

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

it's just a joke.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Don't worry, this is a very normal behavior for Dragon, as for Bio.......
Note to self, further study of Bio is required.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

say what normal behaviour lies

im never normal im CRAZY

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

can i be crazy to

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!! HORRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE ALIENS INVADE US!!!! MY NEPHEW FROM THE YEAR 3000 WILL TRAVEL THROUGH TIME TO STOP THE INVASION!!! PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME THING PEOPLE!!!!!

WHABLAGAHABOAGBHAGHEBLAGHA!!!!!!!!!

hows that for crazy lol

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

That isn't crazy, that's just stupid.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 23 Nov 2009 Posts: 4436

I Do Crazy well.

I'm a Murderer/Rapist with delusional episodes and Schizophrenia...

See?

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Max, i am trying to keep another member here to stray away from the path of insanity and you come up with that.
*Grips forehead*

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 312

just having a little fun is all lol

Rank: Senior Member Joined: 22 Dec 2009 Posts: 343

*Walks inside the room while all the crazy things are happening*

"...ok, I think I'm lost!"

"OK, Bye!"

*Runs out of the room in fear*