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Max: Gimme! (Grabs a bottle)

Nic: Max! Remember that "Incident" in Armagh? Don't drink too much (Sniffs the potent stuff in the bottle)

Max: Ah I'm almost positive that It wasn't me who set the place on fire, How could I? I was so smashed I could barely stand! speaking of which (Glug) AAAGH! (Coughs) My God... Where have you been all me life my love! *Downs more, still gagging after each swig

Nic: (Sets the drink aside) This drink has no class.

Max: Oh yesh it does my friend, It could turn a lemon inside out, this will have my Alcohol Blood level sky high in no time!

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Thanks you for the offer mister Blazer.

*moves next to the table, grabs a glass and pour herself a bottom (from Harvey's glass since Maxwell already grab the bottle). There is no need to exagerate. Catherine raise the glass to smell the aroma then takes a sip and winces. She quickly retake a more ladylike style before to talk.*

It's a strong stuff indeed but there are a light aftertaste of mineral probably because of an alembic in copper or some other contaminations. Also I won't call wood spirits a real alcohol and there are some inside. Also, by the taste, there are certainly also some esters. It's really pure but the taste certainly doesn't come from the alcohol.

*as soon she finished her speech she quickly grabs a another glass and her opened bottle of whisky and quickly drink a shot to clean her mouth from the moonshine. She showed off enough for now.*

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Max had been drinking through Catherine's interesting speech.

Max: *Hic* I think the progressive effects of this beverage are having the adverse affects on my Blood Alcohol Content rather quickly Catherine despite what it is made up of. I'd say 0.07% B.A.C. already.

Nic: What a strange drunk you are Max.

Max: I never noticed you were unbelievably pretty before, Cat *Takes another drink*

Fran: Oh deary me

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"Huh. 100% eh? You know, if that isn't strong enough, I could run back to my place and get the rest of my uncle's mix." *pulls a bottle out of his bag* "Anybody want try some?"

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Max: (Yelling For no reason) THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE, NOONE CAN GIVE MORE THAT 100%, BY DEFINITION THAT IS THE MOST ANYONE CAN GIVE!! But *Burps* Yes I'll try some, Pass it 'ere!

Nic: I'm gonna go move the furniture in the living room out of the way.

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"well miss puce i probably correct besides i prefer my abesenth and max calm down you morn your as bad as my cheetah friend when ya drunk"

harvey larfs and hands fran a bottle of french brandy.

"i hope ya enjoy it this time as ya didn't get a taste of it at your wedding because of some *looks at max* some druken moron broke ya bottle.

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Max: SHUT UP!! I LOVE YOU LARRY.. I mean Harvey... Fran got Married WOOO! Party!

Fran: Thank you Harvey. Very generous of you indeed.

Fran pour the brandy into a glass and takes a sip

Fran: I must say it is a formidable spirit.

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"Sure thing." *tosses bottle to Max* "Careful though, its concentraited."

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*chuckles at Max comment.*

Enjoy it while you can. I bet you will end blind if you drink the whole bottle.

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Max Winks at Cat

"I think it's still worth it!"

As he catches the bottle he is impressed with his coordination

"Nic! The Stupid string test worked! Thanks Al, this smells yummy...(Sniffs and draws his head quickly away) WOo, Worse than a dead elephant. Down the hatch!

Max takes a quick tilt of the bottle and sees that Alex wasn't lying, it was like liquidating sticks of Dynamite and sucking them up through lemon skin.

"Agh! (Max nearly falls to the ground as he lurches away) I am so going to die of alcohol poisoning tonight! Someone get me a candle and light it! Now please!

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"is it me or is he nuts haaaaa"
he pick up the bottle of boomshine and abesinth and puors both a little of it into a glass then borrowing some of alex's stuff he pours some that into it.

"well if this kills me i hadba good life"

he downs the drink without even flinching and shouts

"HA WOW THAT STRONG HUH? IM NOT EVEN MERRY.

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Max: Merely your body mass Harvey, it's not Genetic like me hah! you see *Hic* One drink has 0.5 ounces alcohol by volume, and seeing as yours was more concentrated I would assume the numbers are variable... BUT *Gags* considering your body weight and stature I would estimate that even after 10 of those glasses your B.A.C. would only be around 0.1 and you will only suffer Boisterousness, Slurred speech etcetera.

Nic: Right. I can't beieve it.

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"WHAT? max shut up haaaaaa"
harvey looks at every one and pissis him self with lafter.

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Max: *Joins In Laughing* Hey I gotta gr- Urp- Great idear for a gag Harvey, you in?!

Nic: Oh God No.

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"i don't think so max im not a idoit like you"

harvey looks at nic and smiles.

"i heard you got a gym around here you old fart didn't think i'll ever see the old boxing champ ever settle anywhere".

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Max: OOoh, you, you think I'll be up to my old tricks fuelled by Booze?! NO Man! *Drinks more*

Nic: Yeah Harv, me and the Mrs decided on it, It feels good to be the wise old coach you know, I must say my life expectancy has risen too.

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*looks at Alex and smiles*

I think that we didn't meet before. I am Catherine Puce but my friends call me Cat.

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*extends hand* "Its nice to meet you Catherine. I'm Alexander Frost."

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*grabs Alex's hand and kisses it. Catherine knows that this is usually the gentleman that kiss a lady hands but she had this urge to do it. She simply hope that this is not because she already drink too much*

It's nice to meet you mister Frost. I am rather pleased to meet you. I must admit that I was a little worried to know nobody but Max but you all seem a rather warm and welcoming group.

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Max falls of his chair then staggers out the front door, running away in the direction of the park.

Nic: Well, I doubt we'll see him any-time soon Harvey huh.

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*looks at Nichols a little worried.*

Shouldn't we follow him to be sure he don't hurt himself or die somewhere? I know that this place is nice but in my native country, drunkard usually die frozen after a leave when he drink too much. We discover back few days later or at the late spring when the snow begin to disappear. Beside, it's his house warming. I feel a little guilty to be here while he isn't.

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Nic: Don't worry Catherine, Max has done this nearly every time he drinks too much. I expect he will roam around for a while and fall asleep in the Park.

Fran: I will go with him just in case.

Nic: Be careful, one time I did that and when I found him he thought he was in a boxing match, damn bastard chipped one of my teeth and ran off. huh.

Fran: Do not worry. (Fran leaves to go for Max)

Nic: Wow, he ain't even gonna sleep in his own house.

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*blushes from Catherines actions* "Uhh yeah, I..." Max goes out the door *continues from Nic's statement*"You sure we shouldn't look for him?"

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Nic: Fran has it covered don't worry. (continues with his drinking) god that is some harsh stuff.

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"Really, I drink it all the time. Guess I got used to it."

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Nic: I usually drink finer than this seeing as Fran is French and he forces the wines down me in his restaurant. (Takes another quick drink, with the same reaction as last time) but this stuff's good as its own thing too. Not exactly a required taste though.

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"As my Uncle used to say "Potency over piquancy."

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Nic: Well, I could say Quality over Quantity.

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"wait up fran i'll come with ya incase max trys hitting ya.

harvey follows fran out the door and asks him

"fran by any chance do ya know some one called link collins he's a old friend of mine.

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Fran: Ah Oui, the fine piano player. Yes he works in my restaurant from time to time.