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*floats a few inches above the mud and all splatters slide off clothes* MUWAHAHAHA

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*looks up at Hoshi*

I WILL WIN SOMEDAY

*attempts to roll away.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-stops laughing and get up-

-builds cube, paints cube purple, coats cube with chloroform, tosses cube to Hoshi-

FurAffinity · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 6190

*sees purple cube and gets hearts in eyes latches onto it and then passes out*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-laughs evil, Vincent Price laugh-

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*Laughs as I roll away*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA......... now if I can just get out of this straight jacket.

Eagles assist me.... *get's irritated look in eye*

Oh yeah.....

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-builds mud kingdom and crowns Hoshi his queen-

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*breaks free*

DORIAN LONGSTREET ROAMS THE EARTH YET AGAIN

ARMY ASSEMBLE

*army returns*

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*army marches towards mud kingdom*

I SHALL WIN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Launches the eagles*

DROP YOUR BOMBS UPON MY ENEMY. BWAHAHAHA

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-learns ancient mystical art and turns mud kingdom to marble kingdom-

FurAffinity · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 6190

being your queen i shall help you win *creates multiple Janey Clones and posts them as guards around the castle and also drags the real Janey out and puts her with them*

one of them is real there for your honer demands that you not attack unless you know for sure the ones that are fake Dorian

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Getting rid of this.

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*eyes turn into hearts... floats over to Janey... bows*

What is thy bidding....

*kisses real Janey's feet*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-forms secret assassin guild and then employs them to capture Dorian-

FurAffinity · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 6190

*laughs* are you absolutely sure Dorian you were wrong the first time

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-assassins close in on Dorian while he is distracted-

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*bows before Janey*

Yeah I was pretty sure........ *turns attention back to Janey*

I live to serve.

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*Continues bowing before Janey*

I live to serve.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

-assassin's shoot Dorian with a tranq dart then haul him before the King and Queen-

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*curls up and rolls on the floor.*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Dorian, I will grant you mercy on the condition that you pledge your allegiance to Myself, My Queen and our Kingdom. If you agree to these turns, you will be granted the privilege of being our court jester. If not, you will be locked in the dungeon.

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*Wakes up*

Wha..... NOT AGAIN

Ok..... fine...... but I won't like it.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

The hell you won't.

-makes Dorian the court jester and gives him the real Janey to keep him tame and content-

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*Bows before Janey*

I live to serve.

FurAffinity · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 6190

*weaves a spell that if he breaks his oath janey will become my mind slave and dorian will be teleported to the dungeon *

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Wise thinking, my Queen. Wise indeed.

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WE WIN!!! BooooYA

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*Smiles*

Ok..... so what doth my Queen and King wish for entertainment today.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

eh. The King thinks he will retire for now.

FurAffinity · Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Posts: 6190

Dance Jester