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(Right, then...:/)

Ever have one of those moments when you post something stupid or post something in the wrong thread?

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With me? All the freaking time.

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Very well.

-Begins to tell Bane all about the many, many horrors of his stupidities and posting in the wrong places, going in an epic tangent about half way and stretching into a 5 hour story of everyday life.-

.....and that's where babies come from. Wait.....what were we talking about?

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...So THATS the meaning of life...

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Yeah, pretty much, which also explains why Billy Mays......

-Goes off in another tangent, on Billy May's incredible selling ability and on some half assed story on how he sold God his powers and Jesus a Time machine to allow him to come back to life, that spams for another 20 hours-

Which explains how he resucitated on Sunday.

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Whoa...so THATS why Chuck Norris is unbeatable... Shocked

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Yeah and as we all know, Chuck Norris is......

-Goes off on ANOTHER tangent that spams on for 5 days straight, speaking about the awe inspiring power of Chuck Norris, possible theories on how he got his rugged good looks and badass powers and how when he had sex on a Semi-Truck, that Semi had evolved into Optimus Prime-

.....whom went to Cybertron and that is why Megatron hates him.

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Whoa...so THATS how porn was invented... Shocked

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Haha, well I thank you for the history lesson, O Wise One.

What next? Is Peter Frampton gay?

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I always say things I'm not proud of, therefore embarassed from.

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....

-He can no longer speak, having spoken for 5 days straight and falls unconscious on the ground-

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Wolf, NO!!!

*Looks over*
Oh, thats cool, Rune.

*Grabs CPR guidebook and preforms CPR on Wolf*

Live, DAMN YOU!

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-Walks out from someplace else to walk in on Bane giving CPR to a dead imitation of him-

Uhh...whoa. What did I just intrude in on!?

-Runs like hell, disturbed-

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*Looks up at real Wolf*

Bane casts BLIZZAGA on Wolf.

FREEZE!

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-Is frozen in his tracks, in a giant statue-

...................

-His eyes dart all across the place-

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Oops...too strong. Oh well.

*Walks in front of Wolf*

Sooooooooooo...thought you could escape, did you, Mr. Stride...?

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*Jane runs in screaming and yelling in tongues*

EEEEHHHOOOIII MUGUAG HUUUUAAAJUGABEE... KIKIKIKIKIKI... NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BOOO.... LILILILALALALALA OOOOOOUUUUUOOOOOOPPPP POPOPOPOPOPO.. MONOTONE.... KIA GRAND DEALERSHIP..... FLOWERS....... POOOLLLLLLPIA NUGABY SUNCLA.... BING BING.... HIOHIOHIOHIO.

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-looks up- Ok, that was interesting.

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*Stares at Jane*

......Bane casts SILENCE AND EAT COOKIE DOUGH on Jane.

*Looks at Rune*

Quite.

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Wolf uses URINE on BLOCK OF ICE and escapes!

-He laughes like an idiot as he runs away-

Hahahaha!!! Thought you could catch me!?

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Well, duh.

That's why I chained your legs when you werent looking...

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*rolls on floor nomming cookie dough*

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*Watches Jane roll on floor*

Seems like she would do ANYTHING for cookie dough...hmmm...

*Throws lump of cookie dough in Wol's hair*

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-Was running with chains and all, being impacted by cookie dough in his hair-

What the!? Cookie dough...? Oh god.

-Runs faster-

WOLF casts HASTEGA on himself! His speed has been multiplied times 10!

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Oh and I suppose I should of mentioned that the ground your running on is covered in oil....my bad.

Anyway....

*Takes cookie dough cannon and fires rapidly at Wolf*

Dance, PUPPET! Dance!!!!

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WOLF has equipped SAFETY BOOTS! Any negative floor effects have been negated!
WOLF has casted REFLEGA!!

-Runs further like hell and begins casting a summoning spell-

WOLF summons CARDBOARD BOX! WOLF hides beneath CARDBOARD BOX!!

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Thread turned crazy on me.

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WOLF casts CRAZY on THREAD! It is super Effective!
WOLF cass CRAZY on RUNE! 50% Chance of impact!