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Rune casts Reflect on self, reflecting Crazy back onto WOLF.

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WOLF had the effects of REFLEGA on him, reflecting the effects of CRAZY unto BANE!

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Bane has OBLIVIOUS skill!
CRAZY'S effects neutrlized!

Bane sends out SOLID SNAKE on Wolf!

100% of critical strike!

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DORIAN CASTS reading the paper

*reads paper.*

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WOLF has been spotted by SOLID SNAKE! Epic chase scene has been unlocked for future views!

WOLF and SOLID SNAKE have teamed up! WOLF summons CARDBOARD BOX B for SOLID SNAKE!

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!!!

Banes plan summons BACKFIRE!
50 damage done to Bane!

Bane casts ENDLESS CONDOM BALLON STRIKE on Wolf and Solid Snake!

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SOLID SNAKE equips STINGER MISSILE LAUNCHER and unequips CARDBOARD BOX B!!
SOLID SNAKE victoriously shoots down the ENDLESS CONDOM BALLON STRIKE part 1!
WOLF summons HIND D! HIND D casts ENDLESS DILDO MISSILE LAUNCHER!

HIND D versus CONDOM BALLON'S battle has been unlocked for future views!
EXPLOSION has rained down on DORIAN!

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Alex casts STOP TIME!
100% effective.

Alex uses PIE IN FACE on Wolf!
Alex uses DELETE on Solid Snake and Hind D!

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WOLF has been struck by PIEVIN FACE! it is Super Effective! He has taken 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points of damage!!!

SOLID SNAKE and HIND D have been struck with DELETE! It has no effect!

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Banes casts SWEAR!

SHIT!

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WOLF summons PILE O' SHIT and targets BANE! It has a 100% chance of impact!

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Bane is hit by PILE O' SHIT!
50,000 damage!

Bane summons WINDSHIELD WIPER!
Bane is cleaned!

Bane casts DOOMSDAY!
Total destruction in 5.......4......3.....

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WOLF casts ULTRA DIMENSIONAL WARPLINK!

WOLF, SOLID SNAKE and HIND D escape!

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Wait! That's a HACK!

Bane stops DOOMSDAY!
Bane summons Dr. HAX!
Dr. Hax attacks Wolf!

100% of K.O!

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WOLF has been struck by COMPUTER SCREEN attack, from DR. HAX!

WOLF suffers 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points of damage! WOLF has been Knocked out!

SOLID SNAKE casts S3 PLAN!
HIND D summons LIQUID SNAKE!
LIQUID SNAKE uses FOX-DIE on DR. HAX!

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Bane casts REVIVE on Wolf!
Bane decides to ACT MATURE!

........no effect.

Bane summons CHESS TABLE!

Care for a game?

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Eh, why not?

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Awsome.

*Big explosion then Wolf and Bane appear on a large chess table like in Harry Potter. (What? Im old enough to still love HP)

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Ekrance appears from nowhere with Liquid Ocelot's clothes and casts GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS! People are now like zombies and can't do anything!

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WOLF & BANE are unaffected by GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS, for they are not in the appropriate battlefield! They are unaffected by Nanomachines!!

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MAYFIELD casts ZSPAWN_CHUCKNORRIS!!! Zombie Chuck Norris appears!!

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Mayfield that's no way, when a zombie bites chuck norris, the zombie gets chuck norrized, and chuck norris can't get zombified

EKRANCE casts STUN KNIFE and grabs WOLF and he uses STUN wich uses electricity on their bodies!

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Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats UNICORNS!

Bane summons UNICORN!
Zombie Norris is lead off cliff by Unicorn!

Bane continues Chess Match of DEATH!

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We are getting all sorts of crazy now lol.

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WOLF has been electrified by STUN KNIFE! He has taken 15 points of elecrtical damage!

WOLF equips RAILGUN! He takes aim and uses a Lvl. 3 shot towards the target EKRANCE!

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-points to everyone- HAX
-all of a sudden, everyone everyone in the vicinity of the thread is bombarded by computer monitors-
HOLY SH------------------------........................

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WOLF has been struck by COMPUTER SCREEN!

He has taken 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 points of damage!!!

WOLF has been knocked out!

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Bane activates AUTO DEFENCE!
Computer Screen has no effect!
Bane casts REVIVE...AGAIN on Wolf!
Bane casts DEATH on Rune!

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HAX!!!!!!!!!

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Man, I love the "Everybody loves Francis" stuff he does. Comedy Gold.