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http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

T'was the night before Christmas and a heavy fall of snow was drifting down from the sky on to the already snow filled avenue leading to Desson Manor.
The darkness of the tree-lined drive was broken in several places by softly
glowing lamp-posts, their gas flames flickering like dancers.
Following the road one comes upon a large Victorian mansion.

The manor is ablaze with light, with decorations at every window.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

In the Drawing room, in a corner next to the window stands a magnificent Christmas tree. It is brightly decorated with baubles of every shape colour and hue, reflecting the light coming from the open log fireplace.
Before this fire place sit Tearlach and Beibhinn, relaxing in leather armchairs and silently sipping an after dinner brandy each.
Tearlach was contemplating what the rest of the evening would bring when he heard the pleasant sound of caroliers singing sweetly as they walked up the drive and stood outside the front door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WICPV8nJBc8

Smiling Tearlach reached out and tugged on the bell-pull at his side and a bell rang distantly in the servants quarters.
A moment later the Butler, a badger in black morning suit and bow-tie entered the room.
" You rang Sir?" He inquired.
" Yes Hudson" Said Tearlach. "There are Carol Singers at the door"
Hudson cocked his head slightly and listened. " Indeed Sir" He replied.
Tearlach took a sip of brandy." Well open the door and tell them to fuck off, would you Hudson. They are getting on my bloody nerves."
" At once sir" Hudson bowed his head and left the room , closing the door behind him. A few moments later Tearlach heard.
" OY! YOU LOT. FUCK OFF OUT OF IT, OR YOU'LL GET MY FOOT UP YER ARSES THE LOT OF YER!"
" Ah yes" Thought Tearlach "That is the true spirit of Christmas!"
THE END

Twisted Evil

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(( ................excuse me as I hold down my laughter for a few seconds. You intending this to be an RP or just some random comdey joke to toss around? ))

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

It was intended to be the Christmas RPG I wrote about. However after the reception and condemnation my suggestion received I decided to turn it into a social comment on people's attitudes at this time of year.

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funny stuff. wel lwe coudl have an rp. the one person who started the crap is gone.

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who says im gone furry because im going no where.

now as for this tearlach i would like to apolgize and humbly make peace now im gonna tell ya i have autism and a very short fuse witch i do admit i find extrmely diffcult to control.

now as being someone witch autsim and haveing to have this all my life we autsic people suffer with these things called autsic meltdown's witch are kinda like 2 year old's tantrums but much worse.

i can become eaisly angerd and provoked i am trying to control them and have been put pills for the rest ofmy life called prosac witch the effects of these pills arnt very nice

for the first 3 months of these pills being takeing they can make you very depressed and touchy witch they have me and well enoth of this.

tearlach i wish you a happy xmas and a good new year.

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Look sorry but really you didn't have to start the war against me and others.