kristinawood.com ~ View topic - An odd introduction from two German oddballs

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Christian: *taps microphone* Is this on? Testing: 1, 2, buckle mein shoe. 3, 4, lock the--
Klaus: It works fine! Just talk!
Christian: No need to be snippy. *Sticks his tongue out at him* Hello, I’m Seeing Life a.k.a Christian. I’m new to the community and it’s nice to meet you all. I’m a happy go lucky guy whose seek adventure, danger, and romance. Someone who loves to live life to the fullest!
Klaus: Was ein Schinken! (What a ham!)
Christian: *drags Klaus to the microphone* Let me introduce you to Mr. Sourpuss here. A best friend a blind guy like me could ever have: Klaus.
Klaus: *looks at the community and waves nervously* Um…hello. I’m also Seeing Life or Klaus. It’s a pleasure to be here and I hope to met interesting people. I hope we can all be friends and have fun together, right Christian?
Christian: *has ran away …again*
Klaus: Mein Gott, not again! Get back here! *chases after him…again*

On a serious note, It’s nice to be here and I hope to have fun times up ahead. You can check out their fursonas here: http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10910

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*follows with pie in hand*

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Christian: *smells the pie* I smell pie! I love pie! *runs to it*

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That is quite the introduction. Very unique apart from the regular intros I've seen here.

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Danke! Thanks, I try to be different and unique as much as I can.

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Oh. You want this? Here you go.

*throws pie at Christian*

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*hints that the pie is going towards him*

Christian: Yikes!

*he ducks and it hits Klaus*

Klaus: Hot! This pie is hot...yet tasty.

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Christian: Excuse me...
-Yes, what is it Christian?
Christian: I was wondering, why did you come up with the name "Seeing Life"? I am blind after all.
-Well...Hmm...
Christian: I feel kinda insulted by this you know.
-I'm sorry, I didn't know it would hurt your feelings. But your sense of is very top notch. Don't let a lack of sight get you down.
Christian: Yeah, your right! My nose is top notch. Thanks.
Klaus: Hey creator, I got the last issue of our favorite adult magazine. Care to look at it.
*Christian kicks Klaus in the shin then walks off followed by the Creator*
Klaus: What did I say???

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The cream pie was hot?

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Lemon meringue, straight from the oven. Tongue

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Who doesn't love lemon meringue?

Klaus: don't worry, the cream managed to cool it down lol. *finishes eating the pie*

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LOL welcome to BonBon! I'm sure you'll fit right in.

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*shakes your hand*

Thanks, I'm sure I will....I hope.

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Meditation

-Christian, what are you--
Klaus: Shh, he’s meditating.
-Meditating???
Klaus: Ja Ja, he always does that when thinking of a new fragrance.
-I see…
Klaus: Just look at him Creator. So focus, so determine--
Christian: ZzZzZzZzZz
-So very much in Dream Land
Klaus: *sighs* Why do I even bother…

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How interesting. One account, two personality's at the same time. I may just enjoy your presence on this site Razz

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Danke; Thanks, I starting to like this site. If you have any qustions for me or my two fursonas, please don't heasatate to ask. Plus I'll have more comedic shorts with them as well.

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Determined!

Klaus: Christian, this New Year’s you are not leaving my sight!
Christian: *watering some flowers* Uh-huh…
Klaus: I mean it! No more of your running away antics and great escape tricks. I got my eyes on you buddy.
Christian. If you say so…
Klaus: I won’t fall for any and all distractions you try on me. I am invincible to it!
Christian: *Gives Klaus the watering can* Can you finish up? Got to go to the restroom.
Klaus: Sure, no problem. *water some plants*
Christian: *escapes to Paris* Too easy…

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Fragrence Failures Pt. 1

Christian: Make sure it's stired slowly Klaus. It this works, we'll have another successful perfume in our mits.
Klaus: No problem. *smells the ingredients in the vat* Ah...so far, so good.
Christian: Gut, now for the key ingredient! *pours it into the vat*
Klaus: Smells it and his nose twitches* Odd smell for a flower, what is it.
Christian: A rare one, they call it "Stinkweed"
Klaus: Stink-what?!?
*A foul odor burst from the Vat*
Christian: *Holding his nose* I don't think that was a good idea.
Klaus: *holding his nose* No kidding! Unless there are ladies who love Eu du Skunk!

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Fragraance Failures pt. 2

*Tilts my head out of curiosity*
-A cactus??
Christian: That's right, the flower of the desert.
-Don't tell me that you used it for you next creation?
Christian: Too late! We already made it into a cologne. *sprays some on my right hand* What do you think?
*I smell it then starts scratching my hand*
-It's okay I guess...a little itchy though. Did you added the needles into it by chance?
Christian: Ja, why?
*my right hand becomes big, red, and swollen*
Klaus: Oooo...We're gonna need alot of ice for that.

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He Who Smelt It…

Klaus: *accidentally breaks wind*
-Klaus, so uncalled for!
Klaus: Excuse me, it was an accident.
- I mean come on, there people reading this. Not a good time to be rude you know.
Klaus: I said excuse me, jeez! It was just sudden. No need to snap my head off. I mean, look at Christian standing there. He’s knows it was an accident and he’s not complaining.
Christian: *collapses face first on the floor*
-And yet you forget about his super sensitive nose.
Klaus: Buddy, speak to me!

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-Quietly hangs from the ceiling-

.......I do believe that saying hello now would be pretty damn useless.

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It's never useless to say hello, so...hello! Very Happy

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-Falls from said ceiling face first-

......ow. Sorry about the late welcome, mate. Busy with New Years and all.

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Think nothing of it good friend, were busy for new years in Germany as well.

Christian: You okay Wold? That had to hurt.

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Well, New years has all of us locked up and busy and......No worries mate! Local idiot at your service!!

-Springs back up with a smile, only to slip on an unseen banana peel and faceplant the floor again-

Ow............

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*helps you up* Thanks, but do becareful next time. I do agree with you on that. I'll probbly won't be on the forums until after new years.

Klaus: *Dust some dirt off you* Watch your step Wolf. Almost as clumsy as Christian.

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Oh no, no, no, sir! I do this on purpose, see? I'm the local nutjob/ annoyance of Bon Bon, which states I must be as much as an idiot as I humanly can, see? It is the law of the imbecile!

-Randomly burts off speeding and runs headfirst into a wall, crashing through-

WOOT!!

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Christian: I like him, he silly. WOOT! *crashes through the same wall*

Two goofs in one town. This place is getting better and better Lol!