kristinawood.com ~ View topic - An odd introduction from two German oddballs

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-Quietly walks back through the large hole in the wall-

Err, well yes. Someone must be the local comedic relief, no?
Anyways, welcome to the forums and enjoy your stay. Try to avoid me as much as humanly possible now. Smile

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^^' I'll keep that in mind and thank you.

Klaus: Leave the comedy to that professional Christian. *drags an unconscious Christian to bed*

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Professional? O no, you flatter much. I'm still a lowly rookie when it comes to the REAL comedic professionals in here, like Dragonfly!

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 24 Dec 2010 Posts: 517

Dragonfly eh? How good is he? I like comedy myself, as shown on this tread.

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Aye, he's VERY good! He makes everyone have a laugh or two with his shenanigans!

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 24 Dec 2010 Posts: 517

Hmm...I must meet him. Probbly could do a comedy act. Yeah, I can see that happening.

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New Years Success

-Happy New Years you two.
Christian: Same to you Creator. Did you have a good time at your party?
- Yes I did. How was your party?
Klaus: I real success. We made our first profit of 2011.
- Is that so? I heard you two sold your latest perfume at midnight.
Christian: Well, it’s more of a love potion than a perfume.
-Really? And it worked?
*Klaus takes off his derby to reveal lipstick marks all over his bald head*
Klaus: I’d say so.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

*ponders as to how a conversation might go between himself and his own creations*

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ello seeinglife..

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a huge seven foot tall king cheetah burst's though a closed window with this music playing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN5eKTcvfg8 then standing up he turns to see a new member and runs up to him

LINK: arrrrrrrrr me matey............... *cough cough* sorry wrong voice hey did someone call me yes i be the one and only crazey king cheetah
link neku hunter collins aka dragonfly.

randomly starts danceing for no apprent reason and lobs a pie at wolf strides head

LINK: HAHA well i best be running me space cowboy be eating me cheese again that i got from the moon on a summerday while building a snowman out of leavs witch fell from a house witch was on drugs ^_^ but in all see ya amigo

*smiles and bows and jumps out 30 story building window and lands on the milkman*

LIUNK: IMMMMMMMMMM OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 24 Dec 2010 Posts: 517

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 24 Dec 2010 Posts: 517

*All three of us looks at the fallen Link*

- I give it a 5.3
Klaus: I give it a 3.7
Christian: I give it a 10!
*both looked at him in shock*
Christian: What? the loud crash convinced me.

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Operation: Stay Put! (Plan A)
- Are you sure about this?
Klaus: Trust me. When he tries to make a break for it, He'll run stright into that brick wall.
- That's...kinda mean...
Klaus: I know, I hate to do this, but his running away gags has got to stop.
Christian: Hey guys, how are you?
Klaus: Ah, buddy! Your just in time. Let's go over the business sales for this month.
Christian: Bye! *runs towards the wall*
Klaus: *Chuckles* This will hurt...
Christian: *leaps over the wall and escapes*
Klaus: What the...
- He smelled the cement you know

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The C word

Christian: Ah-choo!
- Gesundheit
Christian: Danke
- You okay? You could be coming down with a c…
Klaus: *covers my mouth* Don’t say that word
- Why? He might have a c…
Klaus: If you say that, he’ll go crazy. He hates being sick more than anything. Last time that happened, he postponed debuting a new cologne for an entire year.
- There’s no way that could happen.
Klaus: Just promise.
- Fine, I will. Man, it’s chilly today.
Klaus: I know, it is quite cold.
Christian: *starts panicking* Cold? Cold?!? I got a cold? Oh mien Gott! It’s over, I’m dying!
- Now look what you done Klaus….

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-Hangs from the ceiling, upside down-

One most wonder the things that happen.

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There's ill, then there's ILL

Christian: *typing in braile* To Klaus, my very bset frined...
- Writing a will...really?
Klaus: Told you that he'll go off the deep end with this stuff.
Christian: *writing* I leave on to you my personal guardian, my very first flower, and all the income the we made in our business.
-This is sad, it was just a cold.
Klaus: Christian, you're not dying, so writting a will would just be a waste of time.
Christian: *Scraches out Klaus's name and typed creator*
- I'll miss you buddy.
Klaus: Traitor!
- Heck, I'm poor.

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The New store.

-A perfume shop in BonBon, congrats you two.
Christian: Danke Creator. It took a while but we finally got it.
Klaus: Now with a store here, our profits will increase.
- True, so what's the Name of this one?
Christian. "Smelly!"
Klaus: No Way! We want a name that will MAKE people come in.
Christian: Then what doo you prefer?
Klaus: "Klaus and Christians Perfume Store of Greatness"
Christian and me: Not remotely funny!
Klaus: Worth a shot....

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The Arguement?

*Christian and Klaus continues to argue*

- Guys relax! Take a breath.
Klaus: Can't help it! It's that goofball's fault for starting it.
Christian: And I'll finish it too you Yeti!
Klaus: You little...
- Woah Klaus. This is a friendly forum, No voilence.
*both of them huffed*
- No look, I know it's tough, but you two are best friends. No need to end it due to trying to find a name for the store.
Christian: What are you talking about?
Klaus: Ja, we already came up what a name: Arouma.
- Then what were you two arguing about?
Christian: Which flower smell better in the winter?
- .....bye! *walks off*

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rikarda/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 11 Feb 2011 Posts: 1436

Yah Germans, I've been through Germany and back from my skiing trip in Austria

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 24 Dec 2010 Posts: 517

I've returned

-Hi All! It's been a while, but we're back.
Christian: Ja, college is getting tougher now so ever second of studying helps.
Klaus: You're in college?
Christian: Duh! Majoring in chemstry. It quite fun, espically when I mux these two.
-Uh oh!
Klaus: Wait Christian! that's Nitro...
*BOOM*
Klaus:...glycerin.
Christian: *coughs* my faiult...

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Hmm........next time try using Nitrogen Trychloride. It explodes a lot more.

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Klaus: Wolf! Don't give him any ideas! Explosive chemicals and idiots never goes well!
Christian: Lookie, Lookie! *holds Nitrogen Trychloride and runs*
Klaus: Oh for the love of God...Christian! *chases him*
-Don't know about you,but I'm going to my bomb shelter.

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Exactly! We're both idiots, so it's much more fun!

-Chases Klaus with the Flamethrower, since Nitrogen Trychloride explodes if it overheats-