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A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers
club.
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused but explains that she needs to meet certain
biker requirements in order to join the club. The biker asks, "Do you
have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and
points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish... beer mostly,
whiskey when I'm shooting pool...I'll drink everyone in your club under
the table."
The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least two
packs of cigarettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I'm
drinking whiskey and shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question - have you ever
been picked up by the fuzz...?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been
swung around by my nipples a few times." |
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