kristinawood.com ~ View topic - The Cobbler, and the Wackjob (A RP with Chew On Yu, Cath)

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It was another sexy day in Bon Bon, people where making love in just about every alley corner, and out of the way place they could find. Though, the silent and blissful tone of moans and lovemaking was broken by the insane, mad yelps and screams of a particular Siamese cat. Who had stepped on his tail after forgetting which direction he should walk, and proceeded to walk backwards.

"MAH TAAAIIIILL, LAWDIE, OW OW OW"

As he jumped around on one foot he fell and hit his face on a Cobblers door. Finding out that he needed new shoes he exclaimed.

"THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT"

And ran inside, banging through the door, a gust of wind blew through and his coat blew in the wind. Slamming his fists down on the table where the Cobbler sat he yelled once more.

"THERE'S A PINGAS...... I mean A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT WOMAN."

He said with one eye facing the different direction than his other.

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*widen her eyes. Catherine recognizes Chew on yu and she mentally swears. She remembers well their last meeting and know tis will be a long day.*

Well, it is a pawn shop and a cobbler's shop here. We don't heal wounded pets here.

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He was quiet for a second, and then threw his arms up

"THEN HEAL SHOOO"

With this, he threw his boot onto the table

" IT BEEN WOUNDED, IN A FIGHT WITH FLOOR, TERRIBLE BATTLE, FLOOR WIN."

Chew On Yu's crazy Fu Man Chu flung about his face.

"I HAVE MONEE, I CAN PAY, ME PAY FOR HEAL OF BOOT, YU USE MAGIC TALISMAN, CALLED..... HEAL SHUE"

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*resists to the temptation to facepalm herself and grabs Chew's boot. Catherine walk toward a curtain and pull it away to reveal her modest shop. She sits and calmly examine the boot to determine what can be salvaged and what must be replaced.*

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'DON'T LET IT DIE DOACTOAR SHU HEALER, SHUE TELLS JOKES,"

He then looked over at a wrench hanging off the wall and went silent, and stared at it for a while, then he grabbed a ruler and threw it at the wrench.

'WWEEEEEEGGGEEEEEEEE"

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*resists to the temptation to grabs a hammer and throw it at Chew's face. Catherine is currently cutting patch in leather and won't act in a that unprofessional way. So, she simply reply in a controlled voice.*

Remember, you break, you paid.

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Chew On Yu looked at Cath, and then walked to her, and sniffed her neck

"You smell like......... Pineapples?"

Then Chew On Yu, looked over at the wrench, and started twitching.

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*sighs but doesn't stop to sew the patches for so few.*

It is grapefruit flavoured shampoo. Either eat more kind or frit or get your nose checked.