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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

No matter from what height I jump, landing in a pile of straw/hey will always be safe.

Even in simple clothe clothing, being struck with a sword will only ever cause minor wounds.

No matter how close to death I am, I need only wait and my wounds will heal completely over time.

Regardless of the crimes I have committed, staying out of sight for long enough will make the authorities completely forget about me.

When I die, I'll wake up in bed.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Too much Assassin's Creed there in my honest opinion.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6733

different outfits gives you different powers.

enemies weak points are cliffs.

the princess isn't worth it if she keeps getting captured every 24 hours.

Hadouken.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

You do not die, you just go back to the last checkpoint.

Leeroy Jenkins.

Doing a barrel roll is different than one in real life.

My FA · Rank: Senior Member Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 288

No matter how damaged your car, a health kit will completely repair it.

Reloading a gun, as simple as doing it too fast to fail and with perfect accuracy.

Explosives don't destroy buildings.

Killing the bad guy with a good mole and ending it early, who thought of that idea? No one.

Lead bullets are healthy for you.

A knife will kill anything, even if it's just a suface wound.

Everyone's somehow a hero in the end.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Posts: 7678

Standing above a pile of ammo will immediately resuply empty clips without manually loading each round in.

Vehicles have a respawn timer of exactly 1 minute.

As long as someone has a defibrillator, your body can have more bullets than muscle tissue.

People have the ability to survive exactly two direct headshots.

You always have enough C4 to level the area, but not enough C4 to kill your enemies.

People can now carry more missiles and weapons that are twice their own body weight.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 26 Mar 2011 Posts: 2709

That it's possible to survive insanely high falls as long as you roll when you hit the ground.

That getting mauled or shot can easily be fixed by injecting yourself with a needle.

That it's possible to swing a weapon that is twice your own weight like it's nothing.

That being shot in the face by a rocket isn't always fatal but a knife wound always is.

No matter how damaged your car is just finish a street race and it's fully repaired.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6733

you can only summon a friend if you got a icon or picture of them and a number 1 or higher next to them and they only stay for like 10 to 5 seconds.

you can only swim in the 2nd,3rd or 4th game... mostly it's the 4th one.

you can kill a enemy by just stabbing them by the foot with a knife or a blunt weapon...

some one would always tell me about the option and save features
and pressing the action button to drop down.

finding bad guys means i'm going the right way.

If the final boss was too easy that means it might have a 2nd or 3rd form.

I can only save if I find these strange symbols, notepads, or shiney rotateing objects.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 30 Sep 2009 Posts: 9138

that you can run for hours on end without ever getting tired

that i can kill any kind of animal without anyone even batting an eyelid

that i can hijack any kind of vehical and have perfect handleing of it without any experince what so ever

that screaming will grant me inhuman power

that i can destroy things that are insanely bigger larger and more powerfull then myself

that crashing my car and fliping it over i can easily escape it without any kind of hoffric injury

that animals can indeed talk and no one seems to freak out at all

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

No matter how I am injured, my clothing will never tear or be ruined.

Poison can always be waited out.

Nobody cares if I rummage through chests that do not belong to me.

Killing any kind of animal will always yield money.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 02 Oct 2009 Posts: 6733

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZjaxT_0Hw alittle of topic but
it's funny.

oh play The Bard's Tale (2004) , they poke at the logic and breaking the forthwall in games alot.
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To tell if a zombie isn't dead, is by seeing if the head is moving
or seeing if theres a blood puddle under it.

Doctors don't follow or listen to you very well.

learning new skills is easy, you just buy them.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 20 Oct 2009 Posts: 12351

Yes, A Bard's Tale is a very good game. Wouldn't mind seeing a second one.

My FA · Rank: Senior Member Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 288

When you hit a certain amount of notes in a row, your hands catch on fire and your instrument sparks.

Avoid red barrels.

Cigars are perfect for the relaxing moment of victory.

Frogs are annoying.

Multiple answers always lead to the same to generic answers, yes or no.

Mushrooms make you taller.

Star power.

Colorful gems allow you to become more powerful.

Always keep one ring with you at all times, you'll be invincible.

Dead bodies disappear.

Fire kills instantly.

Chainsaw-guns are the sh*t!

Shotguns have sniper rifle capabilities.

Collect 100 of something, gain an extra life.

Enemies with the capability to kill you, never do it right from the start.

People can wait forever even when in dire need.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 26 Mar 2011 Posts: 2709

Bacteria can turn you into a zombie that can explode and leave a crater or send objects flying.

You can fix a damaged weapon by using one similar to it.

Putting away your weapon will make someone who is trying to kill you back off.

Never let your enemies get close to their fallen allies or they will eat them and get armor plating.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Posts: 2173

((Stupid Internet and making me post this twice... so now it loses some of its awesome.

That the only two things to survive a nuclear apocalypse.... rad roaches and Vegas.

No matter what, you can carry more than 1 backpack on your back.

That in a zombie apocalypse, you can't kick open a locked door, or climb up onto a car.

That an average game will keep me playing it, if Wendee Lee is one of the VAs.

Shoulders are vulnerable, and need the biggest pieces of armor.

The less something covers you physcially, the better it protects you. ))

FA Page · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Oct 2009 Posts: 2178

If I collect enough coins, I can get an extra life.

Picking up flowers will grant me the power to throw fireballs.

Anything in a mall can be used as an impromptu weapon, especially with duct tape.

Feathers will give me a giant cape and grant me flight.

Shouting really loud can blow people away or summon a dragon.

Striking down candles and chandeliers will always yield goodies and cash.

Whenever I see a rare animal, I must throw a ball at it to catch it.

Anyone can pick up a rocket launcher and use it like an expert in minutes.

My FA · Rank: Senior Member Joined: 08 Apr 2012 Posts: 288

Ammo is not interchangable, even if the two guns can shoot the same caliber bullet.

Everyone has a gps/radar.

People magically know your phone number/radio channel/codec number without you telling them.

Pointing a sword to the sky increases its power and allows it to shoot beams.

Different masks allow you to have different abilities.

Time is superfast.

Water is the computer's natural enemy.

Calling a specific number will give you a car, helicopter, health and armor, or decrease your wanted level.

Benches with two people on it make for a great hiding place.

Don't forget the parachute... Wait, what parachute?

Kicking people sends them into a zero-gravity field so you can get cool skillshots.

Zombies like LOUD NOISES!!! ...so shut up...

A big sword, two guns, white hair, and a good figure mean you are the coolest f***er ever.

Always carry a mask of some dude you don't know or have never seen, cuz you just might need to steal their clothes and look like them to get into certain areas.