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Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

If you guys could have sex with me anywhere where would it be??
Jesse xoxo Twisted Evil

ps, thinking dirty hehe!!!

Rank: Casual Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 44

Have you seen the old movie Mannequin with Kim Cattrell and Andrew McCarthy? I would love to redo the scene in the store with you!!! Very Happy

Rank: Casual Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 15

Personally, my mind can't much get past the having sex with Jesse Capelli part. Doesn't really matter where, but if you must know:

1)Anywhere the hell Jesse Capelli will Actually have Sex with Me!
2)Of course, in the Oval Office (Dang that Bill Clinton! Lucky son of a gun!)
3)Rooftop (I have no clue why... just a fantasy of mine)
4)A Principal's Office or in a Classroom between Classes (goes with the schoolgirl fantasy thing)
5)Department Store Dressing Room (some moron walks by and says "gee, she must be having a lot of trouble getting into that dress!")
6)The Classic Bathroom of an Airplane (not because I really want to have sex in the most incomforable bathrooms ever invented... I just want to so I can say that I had sex in an airplane)

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

On an amusment park ride. No one in particular, just as long as we were safe from being thrown off. One of the ones that are like a bunch of cups and sausers that spin you around all fast. That would be interesting fun. I dont know if you have ever been to Cedar Point. Its the best, I love it, or a least I used to. Have not been there in a couple years. Its right near my home town on lake Erie. It is better than any Six Flags or any park I've seen for that matter.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

I love dolphins, they are so smart! I love what you guys have wrote. I love to have sex in lots of different places. You can get off just by your surroundings.
Jesse xoxo

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

On a bed haha!!!! Wink

Rank: Casual Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 27

Well Jesse, my answer would have to be: in the ass?

hahah - bad joke, sorry.

Classic clip from the Newlywed Game:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/video/newlywed.rm

Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?

Olga: Is it in the ass? [Last three words bleeped]

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

Changed my mind, on a bed covered in panties...ooooh yeah.
No wait, on a Porsche covered in panties hehheh!!! Razz

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

Looks like I would have my hands full with all you guys!! heheheheh!!
Jesse Wink

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Yeah, a hug is some pretty heavy duty stuff. Better make sure you have a clear schedule that day. Razz

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

A simple hug can sometimes lead to other things...heheheheh!!!
Jesse xoxo

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Sure, in my dreams.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

On a diving board. Lay some soft towels on it so we dont get all chaffed. That would be a trick. Precision sex. I'm sure we would end up in the pool. Then the jacuzzi. I could go on. I would say on the beach for the romance factor, but I've done that. I cant say it was not fun but sand is not fun for either party.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

In your BMW would be fun.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

How bout on a bike while moving. Sounds dangerous, but I think it could be done. I would really have to focus to keep from killing us. Sex on the edge. Yee Ha.

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

In my car would be fun, the passenger seat goes all the way down! It is still a "virgin" car..... for now!
Jesse Twisted Evil

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Scamp

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 1564

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

In a field with the sheep watching, oh those sheep with there suggestive eyes Laughing

Rank: Rookie Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 52

Telephone Booth Laughing

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

In an Apache AH64A helicopter gunship, I would be wearing Avatars and I would have stubble Very Happy

!!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 1564

Always nice to revive an old topic...

When I read this topic, the Aerosmith song "love in an elevator" popped into my mind. Damn, with that female voice at the beginning... picturing Jesse in my mind, saying... "going.. down" Laughing

Done that Jesse? Sex in an elevator...?

To quote Craig: "Stay Sexy"

Rank: Total Noob Joined: 06 May 2005 Posts: 4

On an airplane or a train that would be fun.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 1564

Little space.... good thing I am only 5'6"..... But haven't had the pleasure yet to experience it though.

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

Ya know I just realised that we have not seen LAjessefan in about an eon. I kinda miss his humor. Hope all is good.