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    | Models Forum -> MartinaWarren.com Discussions  ~  How dodgy are u? | 
  
  
  
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            Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:46 pm 
            
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http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
 
 
 
How dodgy are you? Marcus sent me this one, and im kinda shocked by my results   
 
  
 
  
 
Crooked 
 
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) 
 
 
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
 
 
Years in prison: 28 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! 
 
 
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed. |  
 _________________ Martina Warren - Official Website of the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year
 
http://www.martinawarren.com |  
 
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            Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:59 pm 
            
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Haha Martina. Why am I not surprised ?    
 
 
But I didn't do much better - My score was 19.5 years in prison and £7000 potential fine    |  
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            Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:09 pm 
            
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I sscored better on the boobtest     
 
This score is too low to  publish    
 
 
Perhaps you can share your cell with Martina Marcus    |  
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            Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:12 pm 
            
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Save me space on the cellblock, Martina:
 
 
Dodgy 
 
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
 
 
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
 
 
Years in prison: 42 Potential fine: £7000 |  
 _________________ Proud to be Martina's b***h! |  
 
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            Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:22 pm 
            
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Wow Wally is the dodgiest person here     How comes i get a possible death penalty and Wally doesnt   
 
 
Seems like Bennie is the less dodgiest here     Ill remember that when i need someone to trust with something    |  
 _________________ Martina Warren - Official Website of the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year
 
http://www.martinawarren.com |  
 
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            Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:04 am 
            
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I am moderately dodgy:
 
 
 
Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000
 
 
If I go to jail now, I can retire when I come out (I'll be 67).
 
 
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            Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:19 pm 
            
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I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
 
 
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
 
 
 Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far. |  
 _________________ Life without a friend is like a boob without a nipple...It's pointless. |  
 
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            Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:32 pm 
            
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	  I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
 
 
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
 
 
 Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far.
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Yep you sure did get the most years. But it seems like i got fined more money then anyone else and also im the only one with a possible death penalty    |  
 _________________ Martina Warren - Official Website of the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year
 
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            Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:37 am 
            
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No score!    
 
 
I'm an angel.    |  
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            Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:32 am 
            
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	  I'm w/ you Martina.....Crooked.
 
 
50 and 1/2 years in prison and 5500 in fines YEOWCH!
 
 
 Damn, and I thought I was a pretty good guy. I got the most time out of all of us so far.
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Yep you sure did get the most years. But it seems like i got fined more money then anyone else and also im the only one with a possible death penalty   
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Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty???    |  
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            Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:43 pm 
            
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	  Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty???   
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In Indonesia, masturbation is punishable by decapitation    |  
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            Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:13 pm 
            
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| Remind me not to go on holiday to Indonesia than..... Ouch. |  
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            Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:59 pm 
            
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	  Was that the oral sex in public question where you get the death penalty???   
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In Indonesia, masturbation is punishable by decapitation   
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Isn't that the ultimate in S&M?    
 
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            Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:55 pm 
            
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I'm getting corrupted just by reading this topic!   
 
 
My results:
 
 
Dubious
 
 
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
 
 
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
 
 
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £4500
 
 
 
Shouldn't this be your result Martina? Especially the "Thought you were sweet and innocent?" part    |  
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            Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:36 am 
            
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	  I'm getting corrupted just by reading this topic!   
 
 
My results:
 
 
Dubious
 
 
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
 
 
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
 
 
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £4500
 
 
 
Shouldn't this be your result Martina? Especially the "Thought you were sweet and innocent?" part   
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Hahahaha, I am sweet and innocent    |  
 _________________ Martina Warren - Official Website of the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year
 
http://www.martinawarren.com |  
 
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