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Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

Im really itching to ride, it has been a while! Now you got me thinking about it!!
Jesse xoxo

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

Moderator Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 94

Hey Jesse,

you wanna shoot with my car? But there is something wrong with it... maybe a bad alternator... or just bad battery. I need to get the battery replaced first. Although i'm pretty sure it is definitely a bad battery. But the check engine light came up at the same time...

ANYWAY, I'm gonna look into it in a week or two... when i have a little more time.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 2133

What sort of wheels you sportin', dude?

Moderator Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 94

Oh, Lotus Esprit V8 Red

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

Lotus make nice cars, i've track raced an elise at donnington in the u.k, wicked!!! Twisted Evil

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

I want to shoot in your car Fatman!!! Lets hook it up!!
Jesse xoxo Wink

Rank: Casual Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 27

Hey, I have a 2003 Honda CRV - it's got a baby seat in the back, and goldfish and milk stains...

but it's a BOSS ride.

We could do a GREAT shoot (I used to photograph professionally).

Here's the scenario...

We're in the mall parking lot, it's a hot summer day in the Marina... the light is golden and perfect on this Friday afternoon.

You'd lean back against the hood of the CRV, facing me, your hands on the hood. Your hair and nails perfect, your make-up flawless. You stare into my lens - your eyes burn...

I'd dress you in the finest clothes - Royal blue pull-on knit Capri pants say, "I'm no nonsense". You'd wear a long sleeve blouse (fuchsia, with white lace collar) and a sleeveless button-up crochet vest. (ggggggguurrrrrowl)

On your head would be a pair of red-hot Blue blockers, with matching floater cords. (SASSY!)

Easy Sprit Micas and knee-high argyles (looks like a pump, FEELS like a sneaker)

"Ooooooh," you moan "I've got such a headache. And being out in the sun is making me all hot."

You slowly reach deep into your Capri's. You pull out your Ziggy key chain, and unlock the car.

"Would you please put the camera away." As I pack up my gear you ask "God, I don't know what's gotten into you? I've got dirt all over my blouse now. I TOLD you to get the car washed, now it's dirty, I'm dirty and I'm going to have to take a shower now. ARGH!"

"Ummm" I think to myself, drifting back into my fantasy world, "shower..."

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Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

Yeah they will no doubht come up with something just as cool though. Check out Lotus Caterhams, they do 0-60 in under 4 secs and cost £12000, bargin!!. Ok they don't have roofes or windows but you guys live in California right, you don't need them anyway heheh!!! Laughing

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

You are soooo funny lajessefan!!! I love your idea for a shoot!! You just tell it like it is, I love a guy who can make me laugh Laughing

Thanks for putting a smile on my face,
Jesse xoxo Very Happy

Forum Admin Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 3670

Yeah- I thought LaJesseFan's posting was great...

Very realistic... hehe.. Honda CRV...

You know- you make a great adult story teller....

Ever thought about being a writer?

-R

Rank: Casual Joined: 03 Aug 2004 Posts: 27

I do a lot of writing in my line of work - but not this kind of writing.

Although I was thinking about writing some real-world "Real Porn for the rest of us."

A lot less diffusion, little music, no high heels, an occasional interrupting phone call, performance anxiety, etc.

If anything, it might scare people into abstinence.

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

I woz thinking of an idea for a photoshoot Jesse, how about a garage mechanic (you!) that gets all greesy and has to strip down, she then gets all excited at the snazzy car she's fixing and.....well y'know the rest.

Laughing

Vanilla!!!

Rank: Veteran Joined: 16 Jul 2004 Posts: 855

I like the sound of that Vanilla.

Official Model Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Posts: 320

So do I! I think I wil have to do that.
Thanks!
Jesse xoxo

Rank: Mr. Fabulous Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 519

No problem babycakes, my “vivid“ imagination and your fine ass=a winning combo heheh!!! Very Happy