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Xebulon
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:41 pm  Reply with quote
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town

This made me laugh and I thought I'd share it with all of you.

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jonny
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At least it makes the kids stop staring at their computers

(i think)
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Bestile1
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:30 am  Reply with quote
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someone should send a message to ask a ninja about that
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jonny
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:36 pm  Reply with quote
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Bestile1 wrote:
someone should send a message to ask a ninja about that


good idea Wink
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:07 pm  Reply with quote
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Bestile1 wrote:
someone should send a message to ask a ninja about that


This coming from someone who has a ninja for an avatar?

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You mean.......?
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Bestile1
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:29 pm  Reply with quote
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didn't we already do that joke?
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:14 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm sorry, it was just too good an opportunity to pass up. I'll accept whatever reprecussions you think necassary, Bestile, but only from Bestile.

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:49 pm  Reply with quote
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nothing coming from me i thought it was funny
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:42 pm  Reply with quote
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I just know when a joke is made about me more times than I can stand, I want to deal out some reprecussions so I was just giving you my full permission and cooperation to do so.

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Xebulon
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm afraid I can only see one way for this to end honorably. It looks like it's gonna have to be a duel. Gentlemen, choose your fish (we wouldn't want anybody getting hurt now, would we?) and meet in the town square at 2:37 PM. The loser can buy afternoon tea.

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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:03 am  Reply with quote
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I'll accept those terms. I'd ask for a swordfish but that's a little risky, if you ask me. Hand me a straigh, frozen eel, if you please.

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:26 pm  Reply with quote
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I accept... i think i will go with a... how about a pike they can be useful, yes the fish
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:15 pm  Reply with quote
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Now the only question is how to fight. So many choices, so little time...

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:21 pm  Reply with quote
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i'm a fan of close hand to hand myself... but i'd rather not cause i would gain no joy in injuring you Ashton
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:45 pm  Reply with quote
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I'm a martial artist of several styles, Bestile, and I enjoy a good sparring match. As long as we keep it friendly, hand to hand is fine by me. So much for needing these fish. *hands his eel back to Xebulon and assumes a defensive stance*

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Xebulon
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:50 pm  Reply with quote
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*sighs and adds "Witness fish-fight" back on his to-do list*

Thanks a lot guys. Rolling Eyes Laughing

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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:01 pm  Reply with quote
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Just out of curiousity, why only witness and not participate in a fish-fight?

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:45 pm  Reply with quote
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All right if you insist "removes coat" i am not a martial artist nor do i use any particular style, but i have years of experience of simple pure fighting, some call people like me brawlers but those who truly understand know not to underestimate those who have fought before
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Xebulon
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:53 pm  Reply with quote
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Ashton Gray wrote:
Just out of curiousity, why only witness and not participate in a fish-fight?


After getting hit in the face by a barracuda (not the sharp end thank goodness) on my last sailing trip, I have since lost the desire to be beaten with cold, wet, smelly animals.

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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:59 am  Reply with quote
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That is a very good reason, Mr. Burke. As for you, Bestile, I'm not insisting anything. I'd be just as happy to walk away right now. I have plenty of other things to do today and I could certainly use the extra time I could save if we did'nt do this.

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:33 am  Reply with quote
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well in that case lets call it a day... or "flings large trout at Aston" FISH FIGHT
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:27 pm  Reply with quote
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ACK! *dives aside* What happened to "well in that case lets call it a day"?!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:45 pm  Reply with quote
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we can't leave Xebulons list unfinished can we
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Ashton Gray
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:13 am  Reply with quote
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Oh, alright. *gets up and brushes himself off* If we're going to do this, let's get it over and done with. *picks up Bestile's trout and flings it back at him*

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Bestile1
PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:40 pm  Reply with quote
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"ducks" alright lets go "draws a large flounder from where his sword should be"
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jonny
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playing around with the food...shame on you Razz

you can always give them to me. they can be more useful in my hands.

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Ashton Gray
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You can have them when we're done, chum. Besides, everyone loves playing with their food in some way or another. This is just an extreme case of "another". *picks back up his frozen eel and charges at Bestile*

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Martin
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Now, let me get it straight.
You plan on having a fish fight... in a Forum supervised by, of all things, an aquatic mammal... and not expect me to intervene?
*pulls out a large tuna from his personal reserve, wielding it like a flail*
FISH TO THE HEAD, BABY! Very Happy
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"blocks Ashtons charge and ducks the tuna flail" Is it just me or do the fish keep getting bigger? next thing you know we'll be dogeing dolphins
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