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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ HUMOR: Airplane Race |
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Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:51 pm
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Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:29 pm
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Looks Fun AND Dangerous 0___0
I would not want to ride on a airplane with those mens flying it. >__< |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:05 am
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:07 am
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:02 am
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:02 pm
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Did....that.....really happened?.... .___. |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:18 pm
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No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real.  |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:57 pm
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| Cole Blacke wrote: |
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No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real.
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Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___< |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:05 pm
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: |
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No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real.
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Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<
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I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck.
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes. |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm
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| Cole Blacke wrote: |
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No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real.
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Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<
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I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck.
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes.
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I'll start writing my will before that happen XD. |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:48 pm
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First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump.  |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:10 pm
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First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump.
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After you. XD |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:12 pm
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I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point  (it could never come to stop in this short distance)
Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:30 pm
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I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point (it could never come to stop in this short distance)
Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD
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*puff her cheek out in annoyance* Hey! No fair, you cheap stake. |
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:43 pm
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I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point (it could never come to stop in this short distance)
Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD
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You're...a monster.
....and you would need the TGV to get that much speed. |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:47 am
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(what's a cheap stake? I couldn't find any translation  )
Nah, no monster, I'm a senior salesperson ... oh could be close to monster *g*
One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.
Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big... 
The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:52 am
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I'm not sure if I spelled it right ^^!
Is just another word for a person who cares about money; instead of using the word "greedy." |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:02 am
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:11 am
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Yeah! Like that ^w^.
Edit: On a second thought: I don't even think "Cheap stake" is even a word XD |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:30 pm
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| it's "cheapskate"... |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:40 pm
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it's "cheapskate"...
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Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one. 
Thanks, Drofgod969. |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:14 pm
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One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.
Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big...
The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here
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*Golf clap* Bravo! You're right about the TGV; I simply used it as a reference since it is currently the fastest ( steel wheel on steel rail) train in the world. In any case, using an unmodified train, gravity would win, since the couplers between the cars would never allow for that amount of stress, and the long, rigid frames of each car wouldn't allow for the trucks ( wheelsets) to pivot without becoming disconnected. |
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Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: |
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it's "cheapskate"...
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Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one.
Thanks, Drofgod969.
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 no problem, glad to help. |
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