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| PleasureBonBon Forum -> PleasureBonBon.com Discussions ~ Christmas contest |
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Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:35 am
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| toonaxe wrote: |
*giggles and sends it on a recon mission between your cleavage* 
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*Stands up from behind the chair, somewhat hovering over Kommy and Jessica with an Ultramarine Thunderbird* Ah ha! Our adversaries are going for a strategic location. *Drops down to his knees, somewhat leaning over Kommy's shoulder, as he pulls out 2 Dreadnoughts, one on each shoulder*
Charge! |
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The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:57 pm
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| Mystic wrote: |
Oh your all a bunch of liars. *Sticks her tongue out with her hands on her hips* At least that lout was daring enough to tell the truth.
Like any of you would keep your backs turned and give them privacy. You'd peek, o-oh you'd peek.
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If you had a room to yourselves, we would have to respect your privacy. Asking us just to turn our backs is a more difficult task for most men.  However, as Peter said, if I had promised not to take a peek, I wouldn't. I hate breaking a promise. Besides, sometimes the imagination can be better than reality. |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:58 am
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
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Aww c'mon, I think Ashton belongs to the rare species of gentlemen that would NOT take the opportunity to look or peek 
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Thank you, green_fox. At least SOMEONE sees that in me..
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Alright, alright. I've jerked your chain long enough then. I know you wouldn't peek Ashton.
*Smiles, reassuring him* NO, you'd be the one with the glass up against the door listening for the giggles and moans. |
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Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:45 am
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I'd be the one goin' at the door with a handsaw...
*looks around*
What?! Every village needs an idiot AND a pervert and I can be BOTH! |
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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:05 am
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| um to be honest we all are the town perverts |
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you all saw it, the orphanage attacked me first. |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:14 pm
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| Chaosengine wrote: |
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I'd be the one goin' at the door with a handsaw...
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Um. For a handsaw, you usually require an edge. A flat, closed door has none. If you'd said an axe, I could understand.  |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:26 pm
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| Mystic wrote: |
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*Smiles, reassuring him* NO, you'd be the one with the glass up against the door listening for the giggles and moans.
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings, or are you just accidentally insulitng me? |
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Silentium est aurum |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:11 pm
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Don't worry Ashton, I still love you.
*hug hug*
Hey... is that a new cologne your wearing?
*sniff sniff*
That's nice... I like that.
*suddenly weird hug* |
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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:49 pm
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| Why is it that people think compliments make things weird? I'll never understand that. |
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Silentium est aurum |
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Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:20 pm
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| peter_wolf wrote: |
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um to be honest we all are the town perverts
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I may be a pervert, but at least I have standards.  |
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"If it ain't broke, just wait awhile. Because it will be. |
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:45 am
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:54 am
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
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Why is it that people think compliments make things weird? I'll never understand that.
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They are when I use 'em...
*wink wink, nudge nudge* |
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"One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:46 pm
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Ashton, you should know well that most folks around here just joke and can't help themselves when they get carried away with the flow.
*Hits the jukebox, which begins to play Queens of the Stone Age*
"I can go. . . With the flow. . ." |
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The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:21 pm
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Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:25 pm
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| Oh no...*braces himself for the endless streams of "Eeeeehhh"s that are inevitably coming* |
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Silentium est aurum |
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Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:49 am
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: |
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Love that song... wait, when did you get magic "Fonzie" powers, Labrn?
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Perhaps when he was jumped by that shark last week? |
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I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:24 pm
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings, or are you just accidentally insulitng me?
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No no no! It was only to fool with you Ashton. Please don't get upset too. I've already got Johnny against me. Please, not you too.  |
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Oh, I'd tell myself
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Convince myself |
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:46 pm
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| There, there.*pats Mystic on the back* I am sure no one is truly or could possibly be ever ageist you. |
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yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that's why it is called the present.
quoted by master Oogway off kong fu panda
Some weep, some cry, some make couches fly. - Katmir
Let me stand behind you in times of peace, let me stand infront of you in times of war, let me stand beside you as a equall, as a friend. |
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Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:52 pm
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| Mystic wrote: |
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No no no! It was only to fool with you Ashton. Please don't get upset too. I've already got Johnny against me. Please, not you too.
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Mystic, you're going to have to do a hell of a lot more than some overboard teasing to get me against you. (yes, I realize I just opened a large door for all kinds of jokes) But still, enough is enough, alright? |
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Silentium est aurum |
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:03 am
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Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:25 pm
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| henkcobra wrote: |
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Come on Johnny Ashton give Mystic another change.
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Change? What do you think I should change her into? (sorry, bad joke, don't mean to make fun of your mispelling... I think you mean "chance", not "change")
Don't worry, Lady Mystic and I have already gotten over our little spat. Peace has been restored to the kingdom. Carry on... |
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:08 pm
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| Ashton Gray wrote: |
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Mystic, you're going to have to do a hell of a lot more than some overboard teasing to get me against you. (yes, I realize I just opened a large door for all kinds of jokes) But still, enough is enough, alright?
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Alright, enough is enough Ashton. Though, *a wicked smile spreads across her face* Other than respecting your wishes, "it'll take a hell of alot more" eh? Perhaps I'll have to be like Mary and see just how far I can go with you. |
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Oh, I'd tell myself
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Convince myself |
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:19 pm
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:24 pm
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I wasn't planning on pushing Johnny too far Henk. He's easy. *Playful sticks her tongue out with a wink at Johnny*
Ashton, now he's a harder nut to crack. |
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Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself |
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:07 pm
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| Just don't crack his nuts. |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:25 pm
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:18 pm
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| It's a figure of speech, gentlemen. She knows better than to go reaching where she has no buisness. *eyes Mystic with an "At least, she'd better know." expression* As for you, Mystic, you're welcome to imitate Mary and Wilson and see just how far you can go with me, but please don't get your hopes too high. You see, unlike Wilson, I have the self-control and will necassary to simply get up and walk out of the room when an uncomfortable situation such as that arises. |
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Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:25 pm
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And it's saying stuff like that which makes Ashton such a easy target for teasing...
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I wasn't planning on pushing Johnny too far Henk. He's easy. *Playful sticks her tongue out with a wink at Johnny*
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*opens his mouth as if to say something in protest, stops, then shrugs* Yeah, she's pretty much got me pegged... Like the song says, "I'm easy like Sunday morning" |
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:06 pm
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Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:08 pm
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| I'd be Delighted. |
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