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There was this boy who was asking his mother lots of questions.
He asked his mother how old she was and her response was, "Go away.
You don't ask women that question." So then the boy says, "How much
do you weigh?" She says, "Your giving me a headache. Don't ask me
questions like that." So then the boy asks, "Why did you and daddy
get a divorce?" "I have a headache, stop asking so many questions.
Go away!"

The next day at school the little boy told one of his friends about
all of the questions that he was asking his mother. His friend told him to
look at his mothers drivers license. "Everything you need to know is on
there," said the friend.

So the little boy went home and did what his friend told him to do.
He went up to his mother afterwards and said, "Mom, I know how old you are.
You are 33." She says, "Wow, you are so smart!" "I know how much you
weigh. You weigh 120 lbs," he continues. She says, "That's very
impressive." "Mommy, I also know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
And she says, "Why is that?" "Because you got an "F" in sex!"

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lol thats pretty funny

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lol, that is very funny.