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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ 7 wise men designed the vagina |
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Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:28 pm
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This is kinda a korny but its funny as shit! Found it off some website :lol:Its kinda my own little made up version of it.
"7 wise men designed the PUSSY, they were all horny bastards that were monks......
-The first was interested in screwing a hole, so he carved a little diamond shaped hole into an [removed] school girls crouch
-the second made the flabby cliterous and labia so he could make a PEZ dispenser.
-The 3rd farted so much and would love to hear a fart out the pussy , so he made the QUEEF.
-The 4th took his arm pit hair and made a little patch of fur on top of the crouch.
-The 5th noticed that when he jacked off , he saw white shit bust out all over the place, so he wanted equal pleasure and made the pussy bust white stuff and called it CUM
-The 6th put the beautiful texture and carving on the pussy
-The 7th then named it "THE VAGINA" and as he said it, the voices of the angels started singing and the under aged school girl moaned opening her legs.
Later in time, the creation of Alley Baggett consumed the queen of all Vigina's"
LOL 
Let me no what you think of the "7 wisemen who created the Vigina" |
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:29 pm
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:05 am
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thats just plain wrong. isn't this forum for legal age not under age.thats not even funny.  |
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:08 am
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:22 am
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:30 am
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:33 am
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Fri May 01, 2009 6:56 am
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| sorry.it was at the top of my list. but can u ask the admins to delete it. THATS FUCKING WRONG!!! |
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