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There was once 3 men who won a contest. they won a chance to spend a year in a room filled with whatever they wanted. all three agreed instantly. The first man loved Sex. So they put him in a room with 1000 women. the second loved to drink. so they put him in a room filled with 1000 bottles of alcohol. the last one loved to smoke. so they put him in a room with very brand of cigarette. ten minutes into the year the man in the cigarette room was banging on the door. but the other men were to involved in their own choice to care. after the year was up they came out of the rooms. the man in the alcohol room couldn't walk because he was so drunk, plus h was dying of alcohol poisoning. the man in the sex room also couldn't walk from having sex so much, plus he had contracted almost very kind of STD. the man in th smoking room came out crying. when asked whats wrong he sobs. 'I forgot my lighter"
i always loved this joke

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*facepalm*

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