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            Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:23 am |   |  | 
  
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| This isn't a joke, but its a funny story. 
 I was eating a sandwich at a resteraunt, and my sister was sitting next to me. The resteraunt is a really good place, its Greek, and I can never remember the name. Anyway, I offer her a bite of my sandwich, and she looked at it. The only thing she asks, is "What the slimy white stuff?"
 
 It was hard to not laugh.
 
 Then, after she took a bite out of it, she got some of the sauce (the white stuff) and she ate it, and said, "Wow, this slimy white stuff is really good!!! I couldn't help it, I laughed. It was funny.
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            Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:41 pm |   |  | 
  
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| im asuming that the "slimy white stuff" was mayoniasse, correct? and yes, i did get the joke
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            Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:02 am |   |  | 
  
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| No, its not mayonaisse, or why I was laughing. It's this Greek sauce, kind of like hummus, except white instead of green. |  | _________________
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            Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:24 pm |   |  | 
  
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            Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:26 am |   |  | 
  
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| Yeah, tzatziki. It's really good. |  | _________________
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