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    | General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories  ~  JOKE: TV Preacher | 
  
  
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            Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:42 am |   |  | 
  
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| This old couple are watching a TV preacher claiming he can heal the sick. People on his stage are jumping out of wheelchairs,
 throwing away crutches, and having all that ails them cured...
 Then the preacher says "You at home, put one hand on your tv
 screen and the other on the place that ails you and I'll cure
 you through Jesus!" The old man staggers to the set, places one
 hand on the screen, one hand on his crotch...
 His wife yells "Harold, he said he'd heal the sick,
 *not wake the dead*!"
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