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| General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories ~ JOKE: Differences |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:00 pm
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What's the difference between a nymphomaniac, a hooker and a wife ?
The nympho says "You're done already?"
The hooker says "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." |
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original. |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:24 pm
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Here's another one, kinda on the same basis...
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?"
"A slut will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you." |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:00 pm
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Not a joke I would usually tell, but..
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 pm
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  funny but wrong... |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 pm
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| would you kindly elaborate that joke, Tadelesh, 'cause I don't get it. |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:12 pm
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Ahem.  Well.. you know when a girl gives a guy a blowjob..? Well.. yeah.. ahem. As I said, it's not the kind of joke I'd usually tell.. but I saw it and couldn't resist. |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:40 pm
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"spitting"..."swallowing"....and "gargling"...........
...OH! Now I get it.
....ew. -__- |
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:56 pm
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| Tadelesh wrote: |
Not a joke I would usually tell, but..
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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Good one. I've heard it before but still gives me a chuckle
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"spitting"..."swallowing"....and "gargling"...........
...OH! Now I get it.
....ew. -__-
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And thank you Lidia, THAT made my day
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