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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 1521

The key is the "w", in German, the w gets pronounced with a "v" sound

So the the phrase "Was ist los?" would be pronounced like "Vas ist los?"

If I recall correctly, was ist los pretty much means What's up?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 23 Sep 2007 Posts: 1462

Hey now Cassandre, if you have to get rid of all the pervs except for Henk, that means I'll have to go. *Gives her famous Wink & TongueTM*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

Like she could get rid of us all... I just pointed the gun at myself but atleast it is about somthing everyone already knows.

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Besides, I think all furries count as pervs in some way or another. That's what the general opinion seems to be, anyway. I find it hard to fault, usually. Laughing

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568

Well, the reason they say all furries are pervs is because through the use of a fursona, you can accomplish any kink and perversion you would never dare do yourself. As a mask or tool you can work through, your imagination is the only true limit. . . well and your artistic or writing skills.

You get the point.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

I said only a few less pervs, not all but henk. You're pretty damn entertaining too, Mystik, I theenk I weell study you in the scienteefeecuul way, as well.

Zis kitty cat, she is verr 'ard for me to uunderstand as well, but eet douesn't make me wonder all that much as to her beehaiveyour.

Uunless, she joined thee forrums beoforre 'Enk?

Hmm, I wonderr.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

I sense ze presence a crazy scientist be in here.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Posts: 3307

*whips out the 'Crazy Scientist Cassandre' Sqush and Cuddle*

Look, she's got a little lab coat, glasses... and a CHAINSAW!!

*tries to start the chainsaw*

@#$%^&^%$@ starters shot!!!

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Oh emm gee, when I was younger, I had a camera (its long gone now) that could like, record sounds and stuff, and once I recorded a horror track. It went like this, and it sounded like a man (the doctorZ) nad a woman(nurse) and all the sound effects for real, because I'm really good at changing the pitches and tones of my voice.

"Well, nurse, do you have all the tools prepared for the surgery?"
"Yes doctor, all of them have been sterilized, and are ready."
"Good...Anesthsia, nurse?"
"Yes, of course. Here you go doctor."
"Thank you nurse."
[inhaling noise]
"There..Scalpel."
[slicing sound]
"Forceps."
[wet, squishing noises]
**I'm going to skip the next ten minutes, because I don't want you guys to barf.**

"Doctor, why are you over there?"
"To get my special operation tool, nurse."
"Doctor! Put the chainsaw down!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
**My natural laugh is very evil**
[chainsaw noises]
"Doctor! No! Doctor, get away! AAAUU-"
[spurting noises, chainsaw continues, ripping sounds as well]
[faint footsteps]
[man's voice]
"Oh my god! I have to get more people!"
[retreating fotsteps, more coming back]
"Oh no! Oh god! why? Why?!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
silence.
silence.
"Oh my god...They-They're all dead...Yes...Finally.."
[soft evil chuckle with retreating footsteps, and mettalic slash, like a knife being drawn]

I hope you enjoyed this horror story, told on late night KWM3 radio shows and news.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 1521

Only here can a post about camaraderie and compassion turn into a slasher flick...

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 29 May 2009 Posts: 6010

With the occasional drama.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Well, we have to keep people intrested somehow.

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

I know it makes this place sparkle.

like this:

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Posts: 3307

*stares at the pretty sparklies*

*has a seizure*

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

"comes out from behind chair"

i-is it over...?

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

gah!

"runs for thread door"

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

Henk runs after the rabbit. "Ooh please stay its so cold with your fur."

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 05 Jan 2009 Posts: 4287

uh..uh.. look! Cassandre has more sparkles over there!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

Henk sees the sparkles and runs to Cassandre and runs her over and Henk hugs her." More sparkles, please miss witch, I will do anything for more sparkles!!!"

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

uhh....Get off...

I'll get more sparkles.

See:

And last, but certainly not least, my favorite,:

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 3428

is it just me or dose he look alot like that mask off of scream?

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

Quick distract henk by jangling a bunch of keys in front of him.
Everbody else makes for the escape pods. Twisted Evil

Rank: Super Veteran Joined: 31 May 2009 Posts: 1214

Woah...

if you stare at the one on the end (with the pink, green, blue, and white)
it goes super fast. You should watch it Henk.
*gets into an escape pod with the cool sparklies*

Later bitches!!!

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Or you could just continue to rely on the more chivalrous of us to give you our coat when you find yourself in such a "revealing" situation.