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"It's best to ignore him at times like this." Evan said as he looks through a gun catalog for eny guns that he could turn into a work of art, but most of all catch his eyes.

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*rolls her eyes and leaves* Have fun you two! I hope the mongoose realizes it's true nature sooner or later.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

"Hmm, are all females in bonbon like her? I hope not that the others have more guts, now lets make a wild night!" Moria and Henk made love for the rest of the night and there moans and screams filled the delight castle until the next morning.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

*quietly gets dressed and sets the house Henk is in on fire* Well, he did say I could do whatever I wanted with him. I choose to burn him alive.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Jan 2008 Posts: 4122

You wanna burn the delight castle?! Are you so afraid of me then?

Just only put a naked female between use and I will leave you alone.

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http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

I have the solution to Henk's problem.* Runs up with large pair of bolt cutters* Or should that be the "Jaws of life" Curious

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Alright, Henk, let's try that. Stop crudely and rudely propostitioning sex to every single person you come across and stop going into excrutiating detail about it.

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I hate to think what would happen if Henk was placed in a chastity belt.

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I think he would put BonBon in ruins in search for the one that put it on him. And when he found this person, he would probably try to convince even him or her to have sex with him. I think he is... what's that word... incorrigible.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 2914

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Ahem...*trys to not look* Henk having sex..Ewwish lots?

Anyway....Henk...You do realize mongooses have a slight tendancy to...Kill snakes? They don't fuck them, they slightly, kind of, sort of...Aw fuck this shy shit.

SHI SHOULD BE FREAKIN' KILLIN' YOU!!!!

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 1578

I believe I've already welcomed you in your fursona thread, but welcome to Bon Bon!

Henk, what you do in private should stay just that.. private. Unless in your own thread. Please don't hijack someone else's thread like that.

Mystic, "Back door's open"? Is it welcome to any visitors? Wink

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Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Well, we do like to work fast in converting our new members.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568

*Beings the chant in monkly robes* One of us! One of us!

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 08 Jul 2006 Posts: 2311

Sorry I've been too lazy to introduce myself earlier. Nice to meet you, MissSecretAgent, hope you are fully enjoying the site, and glad you could participate in the madness that is this forum.

Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 2568